Friday, March 30, 2007

You're The One For Me, Fatty

I just got tickets to see Morrissey at the Orpheum theatre here in Omaha. OMG!!! I got general admission orchestra pit tix. I will be within sweating distance. I could just die from excitement.

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If you're like me...

You are gay. And enjoy Fosse's Rich Man's Fruge from Sweet Charity. Admit it you fag, you are a sucker for big groups of dancers performing precise choreography.

Youtubes doesn't have the original movie version, but here's a little clip of some randoms doing the original cheoreography:

Emma "Baby Rape Spice" Bunton does a direct homage. Funfact-- She's the only spice gal currently who has a recording contract.

Beyoncé does Fosse, but makes it all ghetto. So great. I'd love to see a remake of Sweet Charity all ghetto fab.


Thursday, March 29, 2007

graffiti from Eiffel Tower

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Somewhere along the Côtes du Rhône


Wednesday, March 28, 2007

A Post About Markie Post Riding a Horse

This vid-jo contains one of PNSexplosion's favorite people - Ms. MARKIE POST.

This vid-jo contains:

-Markie Post riding a horse
-Markie Post doing a trick on a horse (insert joke here)
-Markie Post wearing some awesome shiny pants

thanks to brandon for sending this to us.

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Monday, March 26, 2007

These Gals Flew By My Workplace Window The Other Day

I wish I was kidding. But they were going up and down Halsted and Broadway here in Chicago selling their crazies.

A friend of the show -- Christopher -- snapped these photos.

I love the shot of them from the front and the back. Honk!


Friday, March 23, 2007

I'll need 300 Trojans, thank you

So funny! PS-I thought the movie was great.

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Who's Hotter - Carla Tortelli or Diane Chambers

This Guy Means Business

Thanks to Bill for sending this one to us.


The Gayest Thing I Have Seen On TV in a Long Time

Vid-jo from the David Letterman show. David was out sick, so Adam Sandler took over hosting duties. He interviews Don Cheadle and they talk about how close they are. Real close as this clip will convey.

The clip is 1:30 and is fun.


Thursday, March 22, 2007

Wondering where the lesbian action is? Here’s where the gay girls are playing

Real subtle, Chicago Tribune. The title of this post was an actual headline in the newspaper this morning. Actual story HERE.

The story's purpose was to list bars that were lezzie-friendly in Chicago -- which is progressive and junk. But with a headline and pic like the one above, it just gave boners to all the straight guys. I know lesbians come in all shapes and colors, but these gals above are definitely in the minority at these events.

I suggest that the newspaper uses images that better represent the lesbian community. Like the ones below.

Like this one

Or this one

Or this one (woops this one just slipped in there)


Aretha was on Emeril - OLD NOAH POST

While Noah is away on vacay, I thought it would be fun to use some of his old posts on the blog. Kind of a "BEST OF" if you will, and I know most of you will.

I LOVE FoodTV. I cant get enough. Ray-ray, check. Tyler, check. The bouncy cheap Jew, check. Ina "chunky-toes" Garten, check. The crazy blonde bitch with the low titties that uses ranch packets in every recipe, check. Paula "two stee-ucks uf buhtter", check. I could watch Unwrapped all fucking day. Yeah, I dropped the f-bomb, jealous? I love them all. Except Emeril. I just find his machismo and bamming grating. Howeves, Aretha Franklin was on last night and he made her pork chops slathered with herbed cheese and some kind of gravy thing... I wasn't listening. I was watching Aretha pack down the food. Then, THEN!, she was asked to fix her famous peach cobbler and got up from her chops, but continued chewing on a hunk of pork for the entire peach cobbler demo. Just swallow your food bitch..Er, i mean, Queen of Soul.

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Refrigerator Perry Takes Some Much Needed R&R

Pee-Pee and Poo-Poo

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

We Are Those Lucky Bitches

French and Saunders at their best playing Jackie and Joan Collins.

It is a longer clip but watch it. And ignore the subtitles. They are a scream. And it is funny from beginning to end.

Thanks to Chris for this vid-jo.

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Tuesday, March 20, 2007

For Her Thighs Only

These are pics of Valerie Plame - the smoking hot spy who was exposed by the Bush administration. I'd like to expose her too. Ahwooga!
She is so hot she could be in a "Whitesnake" video.

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Hey you british bitches,
Devin and I will be in London March 22nd early AM. Our plan is to drop our shite at Victoria (Beckham) station, stuff our maws with fish, chips, and guiness, and see some sights. We are going to some pub near Victoria (Principle) that has karaoke that night and then either a) going to Gatwick at around 1:30AM and taking a nap before our 7 am flight to france or b) find a place to stay and take the Gatwick express in the morning.

If you gals have any suggestions on what you'd do, where you'd stay, or who you'd do, or what you would do to spend one day in your fair city let us know.

Devee and Noee

PS-- I thanked each of you personally, but I want the world to know that you peeps who donated to our Dream Vacashe Fund are teh hotness. Thanks so much! You really did relieve stress for us and we really feel loved and taken care of. Big hugs from us to jews.

Monday, March 19, 2007

A Three-Way on Jeopardy

You know Alex would totally be the meat in a 3-Way Sammy.
News story is HERE!
Hey Susie, too bad you weren't on that show.


Images to Get Noah & Devin in the mood for France

French Kissing

French and Saunders

French Braids

Frenchie from "Grease"


Sunday, March 18, 2007

an oportunity to have an Oprah pay-it-foreword moment

Hey my loves. Devin and I are getting ready for France, and well, lets be just be honest here. We're poor. REAL poor. We bofe teach yoga for a living, and love what we do, but along with the move and not getting vacation days we're finding ourselves a smidge cash strapped for our upcoming dream vacashe. So, if you've ever recieved any joy from our blog entries or yours truly on the podcast, feel free to send a dollar or two..or if you are or are dating a sugar daddy/mommy more. A lot more. Completely opsh of course, I am grateful you even read or listen to the podcast at all, truly and deeply.

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Your Nana goes shopping for Depends at local strip mall.

oh wait, that's just Kelly Osborn on Rodeo Dr.

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Saturday, March 17, 2007

join us tonight for a LIVE PNSexplosion Axe The Gaywads!

call us on Skype tonight. 8 Central.

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Who is the Mother, Who are the Daughters?

Dedicated (i mean, deficated) listener David K. (on the left) sent us this pic of him with Jake Shears. Also pictured is David's friend Matt.
Geiger and Scott are sooooo pissed at David for getting to be in a shot with Jakey-poo. I don't think they have been this mad since "Suddenly Susan" was cancelled.

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BARB, Watch Out!

short vidjo. thanks to Stephen for this one.


Friday, March 16, 2007

Charmed, I'm Sure

Here's the first pic of the newest Flavor Of Love spin-off. It's called Charm School. In an increasingly desperate attempt to milk more moolah from the Flav Fenom, this show, hosted by Mo'nique, brings some of Flav's most memorable biznatches back to TV in an effort to get them some culture, y'all. I. Can't. Wait. Mo'nique? Right, cuz she screams debutante. I'm excited to see Like Dat, Krazy, Goldie, Buckee, and Pumpkin. But I'm honestly holding my breff for Buckwild. I just love her.

So get ready for all the spittin' and shittin' that makes these ladies so classy.

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Thursday, March 15, 2007

Congrats on Your 1,000 Posts from Della Reese

Hey Babies, I am so proud of you and the work you are doing on this blog. Congrats on your 1,000 posts.
Sweet chil', I am so excited, I am gonna eat 6 Cornish Game Hens in honor of your hard work.


1000th post n Junk!

"Hey! Its moi! Jessk... *clears throat*.. jesss... *coughs* JESS'KA SIMPSON!!! Here's a still from my new movie coming out soon. Its a period piece called... heheheh! 'period'. Its a period p.. hehehe.. its a historycal movie about the Holocaust called Tea N' A!! Its exactly like Shoah only a musical, and really funny! I play a girl who steals loaves of bread from an old lady baker to save my brother played by Peter Gallager (oh mah god! so cute!) who is retarded n' junk. I hide the lady bread in his wheelchair and I dress up as a nun and try to get past some Nazi guards played by Tim Allen and William H Macy. I almost get caught but I sing a song called Wheelin' n' Dealin' My Heart (Down on the Dykes of Amsterdam) and I don't want to give away too much, but we end up having a foam party! Its exactly like the end of Grey Zone, but with foam... and a PARTY!!! Look at these!! *shakes tits*"

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And When I Say "It," I Mean "Tit"

Sarah Silverman thinking she is a lesbian. Short clip. I pinky-swear that you will love it.


Save us from the terrorists!!

These guys are incredibly cunning and smart. I think he winked at me on


Wednesday, March 14, 2007

But I DO Feel Like Dancing!

So I saw the Scissor Sisters in Kansas City last night. They were fantastic! I was worried that Jake's falsetto wouldn't sound as good in person as it does on the discs. I shouldn't have worried. He sounded great. And had his shirt off for most of the show. Yum.

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Tuesday, March 13, 2007

In Other News...


Major Dick Wad

Damn, people make me angies sometimes. Read here


Monday, March 12, 2007

It's "Go After Senior Citizens" Week at Boom

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Sandra Lee as Cher

Sandra Lee regularly rapes the culinary arts in her Food Network show Semi (erect cock) Home Made Cooking. This Holloween episode tickled me with all her elaborate costumes. The clip is worf watching for the first 30 seconds, where she flips her hair. Does Cher even do that?

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Susie Sisson's Gonna Be on the Show Tonight

Here is a teaser pic of Susie.
It is from her appearance on "Jeopardy" last year.


Saturday, March 10, 2007

Bringing it back? It's been Broughten!

My friend Stephanie got 2 free tickets to the Justin Timberlake concert on Thursday from her office. Hells yeah I went. You know what JT? You win. You put on a hell of a show and looked scrumptious throughout. You got me.

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Friday, March 09, 2007

Call Our Listener Comment Line @ 206888GAYZ

Susie Sisson will be guest starring on our next shows. We tape Monday. So in the next few days, please send some good questions for PNS and Susie Sisson to answer.

Our operators are standing by. And don't be afraid to email us your skype accounts too. We can use the phones in the studio. Perhaps we can call jews.

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Thursday, March 08, 2007

I Know Mama Grape Would Love Cheesy Bites

We ordered these last night while taping the show. They are coated in garlic (butt)er and filled with diarrhea-inducing cheeze.

But they had me at hello. This kind of "Hello":

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What's Eating Gilbert The Squirrel?

Here's a kind of funny spoof American Dad did on What's Eating Gilbert Grape. The show in general is hit or miss for me (would much rather see Family Guy, South Park or The Simpsons) but I love me a cartoon parody--especially of one of my favorite movies!


Wednesday, March 07, 2007

This guy MIGHT just be a tad overweight.

Drink up FATTY! So this super beefer used to weigh about half a ton (1,235 lbs.) and had not left his home in 5 years....but NOW, he's downs to 840 lbs. and got to be wheeled out of his home ON HIS BED to see a friggin' mariachi band peel down the street. THEN a FORKLIFT put him onto a truck which drove him down the street as he waved to onlookers. Look out Mama Grape! That bitch shoulda gotten herself on the Zone diet before she done chalked out and had to be incinerated a good one!

Article Here



Scott just got a new job modeling for!

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Judging Star Jones Reynolds

She's BAAAACK! See story here What do you think the name of the show will be?

we're back!

Devee and I are totally high rollers now with interwebs AND cables! boo ya!


Salon Perm?

No, it's an Ogilvy Home Perm.

I don't know why but I had Lionel Richie on my mind this morning. 'member when the blind girl made that clay bust of his head in the "Hello" vid-jo?

I would be so mad if that is what some blind girl thought I looked like.

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