Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Oh my God, shoes.

Website, a liam show has the awesome Shoes vid-joe in higher quality quicktime (not the youtube shit sammy I posted earlier). Check out his other vid-joes (e.g. Muffins--> hilar).
Spanks Anders!

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Tiffany Towers pulls a Trent

good work Tiff! you should temp over at Pink is the New Blog!

Saturday, May 27, 2006

Need a Vacation This Memorial Day Weekend

Try Mandals.
Kisses to Anders for this one.

Friday, May 26, 2006


Isn't it amazing that this:

and this:

are the SAME person!?

My Favorite Magazines

What are your favorites?

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Someone IM'ed me and made me post this.

Just watch it and no one gets hurt.

It is quite brill though. Thanks Sarky!

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Wow! Jasmine Guy looks good!

Make It Dirty

You know the drill. Take the title of this book/film and make it dirty.

My brother Mike's entry is "The Da Vinci Choade."

C'mon and do somethin'!!

And by do somethin', I mean drop your baby again!
Pat told me about this earlier, so I stole this picture from Pink is the New Blog (and added my own Trent-esque commentary...I know! im so good at it! Trent, seriously, call me!).

Toneesha-to-Toneesha Minutes: Get More

Zipper Sparks sent this to us and it is FABU!

Go to his blog when you get the chance: Zipper Sparks

Fan Cannes!

Oh Tara! This pic was taken of her at Cannes. You know, the pretty place in France, where all the pretty people gather to watch films.

Tara has been having a rough time with her image as of late. So you'd think she would try to do a little damage control. A la Courtney Love in the late 90's. She could get out her best designer duds, bring along her stylist and really light the place up.

Or she could show up looking like Christmas trash.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006


A Lil Glimpse of Scott at Work

Thanks to Abortion Annie for this one.

How Many Weight Watcher Points For This?

Thanks to R.M. for the pic.

Monday, May 22, 2006

Leona's cheese sticks

Devin took me to get cheese sticks at Leona's sunday. Let me preface this by saying I hate Leona's. The drinks are weak and overpriced, and.. .ok that's about it. The drink issue. and the characatures on the menu. Creepy. But god damn almighty are the cheesesticks amazing. What makes them so special is that they aren't you typical li'l dinky sticks. Oh no, they are big hunks cut off, lovingly coated in batter, and friedzies. So good. If you're ever trapsing around boystown, take a quick cheese stick breakzies and eat it with beerzies. I don't know why im adding -zies right now to things; its just where I'm at right now.

Friday, May 19, 2006

British Nintendo DS ads

Is there a more delicious combination other than nerd and androgynous hot-model? No, there isn't.

Thursday, May 18, 2006


Wednesday, May 17, 2006

The 2nd Annual Winner of the "I've Seen Better Days" Award goes to

Axl Rose.

New Super Mario Bros.

Oh yeah, that's the stuff. I was hungee for some old skool flavah and this brought me straight smack dab into Flavor Country, on the corner of Newport and Merit. My name aint baby, its Mr Noee, Mr Noee if you're nasty. Ow! Fuck me this game is good! I just want to scream and bash my DS against my privates!

Monday, May 15, 2006

Starkeesha's Cousin Neicy's Profile on My Space

Benjamin W. sent this to us.
He was tickled to see that Neicey had a profile on My Space.

There is a God...

7th Heaven has been saved. This was supposed to be its 10th and final season. But the suits over at the WB -- soon to be CW -- have granted the show another season.

Which means we get another season of this beast's mug:

She deserves a Nobel for her role as Loosie Camden. Well, that is if Nobel's are given for performances that border on hysteria. She is a train-wreck of an actress.

Promise me you will watch one episode. And I dare you not to throw something heavy at the screen when she is on.

Sunday, May 14, 2006

I Think I Might Be in Love With Her

Her show was on at the gym. I watched two entire episodes and could not take my eyes off of her.

She is not a strong actress, but that does not diminish her charm. She is plucky and fun. And I think she loves what she is doing.

My vote for President -- REBA!

Friday, May 12, 2006

... and this is what's on my night stand.

This Is On My Nightstand

Does anyone have the Cliffs Notes for this one? I have to read it by this afternoon and it is real dense.

It's on my nightstand...

Now, I recognize there is not a whole lot to be done with her -- but c'mon! Gay stylists you should be ashamed of yourselves.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

What does she smell like?

That is a brave man to stand so close to Whits.

The Facts of Life Are All About Jews...

Oh my, the gals from Eastland gather for the release of The Facts of Life DVD: Seasons 1 and 2 (i said 2 -- hee, hee).

A couple of thoughts:

-Was Tootie too good to show up? Maybe her skates are in the shop.
-Did Lisa Whelchel loot that outfit from my Gramma Pearl's closet? Just cuz it looks good at church does not mean it will look good at a DVD party.
-You know Natalie is just brimming with sarcasm and that is why she is my favorite.
-Nancy McKeon is kind of hot. I'd do her.

THANKS TO ANDERS for sending this pic.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Starkeesha and Friends

Star-K is the one in green and these are her cousins. Neecy is the one in blue.

The other three are: Jasmin (orange), Jazzmyn (red), and Jazminn (gold).

Thanks Rob C. for this one.

Its Official® (part deux).

Brit is preggers again.

She announced on Letterman the other night. That, and she looks like she's preggers or has a nasty case of disentry.

Don't bother bein' hatahs and writing naxty shit. She's coming back y'all!

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Pink Star (Jones) Whore Hole

Did y'all hear that Star has been booted from The View? Rosie O'Donnell had it written into her cunt-tract. Poor Pink Star (Jones) Whore Hole.

How is she gonna make money?

Some ideas:

-Be a test eater for Arby's.
-Train for Pie Eating Contests.
-Offer her eating services on Craig's List. You know there are people on Craig's List for everything -- including watching Star eat.
-Do David Blaine-style stunts with food. Like eat her way to China (or gyna).

What are your ideas for Star?

Monday, May 08, 2006

Oh No You Didn't, Rene...

I don't know what is scarier - Celine's wax double or her corpse-husband, Rene Angelil?

You tell me....

Noah Looks So Pretty

This photo was snapped as we were leaving 105.9 last night. He looked so glam! We got a lot of stares.

Rob C. sent this one to us. Thanks!

It's Official...

Britney has gone Ree-Ree!

Jessica Simpson as Lil Orphan Annie's

Whorey Sister.

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Tiffany Towers Will Spam You

The post below was sent to us by our listener, Dan

Hey Boys! Dan from Holland, Michigan here.

I just went to check my email and lookee what I found. An email from

Here's the message she left:"i just think you are hotjust sawyourpicture iama 18/f/usa iamonmsn,messenger emilysroomSat, 06 May 2006 20:48:35 -0900 2006 05 06 20 48 35 TiffanyTowersmbsrdlluwis lnufhxebs wpnwtfdjahjy ixwjitcyh efpkvekes nepmmkcfqhviyh j"

So yeah, Noah, if you could ask your intern to stop spamming me? Thanks,hehe.

PNS Is On The Radio

That is right. On Sunday, May 7th, PNS (and our celeb friends) will be on Windy City Radio on 105.9. The show (hosted by the lovely Peter Mavrik) will air from 10-11.

If you miss it, go to and subscribe to the show through iTunes. You can listen to us and other shows.

Tune in and see us tank on live radio!

Whoa Babes, It's A Living With Cher

Another fine one from Anders. If you all have any ideas of careers for Cher, please let us know via gmail or in the comments section.

Tiffany Towers's New Movie

Thanks Anders!

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Listenturd Joe V as Dolly

This is so awsome. Joe was not kidding when he called in about being Dolly Parton for Holloween when he was little.

Crack is Whack!!!

This is a Heartbreak Hotel! And I don't wanna check in...
Thanks to Rob C.

From the Desk of Jennifer Coolidge

Dear Gayz -

I wanted to thank you for playing my minute. You made me feel like the 4th of july.

I'll come on the show whenever you want.

Love,J Coolidge

Gee, Your Hair Looks Terrific

Did she get her hairs did in Kentucky?
That hair says: Get me to the mall cuz I love Sbarros and The Buckle.

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

My hot ass new bike

My beloved Lotus, cleverly named Loti, was stolen two weeks ago. She was a huge road bike with a butted steal frame, and was dated to be about my age, 28. She was my everything and I was SO sad when she was stolen.
Sad, until I met this:

My new kick ass Fuji Del Rey circa '84. I had it converted to a single speed (what couriors do; you can back peddle, but it does away with shifting and looks minimal and awesome). So, the Lotus looks like a filthy whore compared to this puppy. She is so light and nimble and quick.
I need to think of a name though. I already came up with Charlotte Del Rey, but she needs a hotter name than that. Any ideas?

Tiffany Towers: googled.

Anders sends us another gem. Tiffany Towers on google images:

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