Tuesday, October 31, 2006

I am guessing this is the woman who stole her (the lady below) Cher costume idea

This pic is from the same site that I got the pics from the post below.

Don't forget, this is their work place. Could you imagine someone showing up like the lady dressed up as Cher?

I Typed in "Halloween" and "Cher" and This Was One of the Images That Came Up

And underneath the photo, it read: "I was going to come as Cher but someone beat me to it."

So I need help. If she is not there as Cher, what is this costume?

Here is an extra shot of some of this lady's co-workers.

Monday, October 30, 2006

Badoobies 06' In Memoriam - PNS Exclusive

Click Shelley to view!

Rape-chel Ray vs. Giada DeLaurentiis

This will be like porn for Noah! Thanks to B Gooden for this vid-jo.


Devin was a tranny mermaid-

and I was Jeebus-

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Yayzies New Jersey!

Story is HERE!

Someone Put Her Down

Someone new is pressing charges against her for ass-ault. Seriously, Naomi. Stop striking people. What's your damage and junk?

Story is HERE!

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

A vidjoe game we can all agree on.

I caught wind of this via Kotaku.com. This is a game called Dead or Alive 2. The first was a volleyball game featuring scantily clad retarded anime girls. The sequel does away with the volleyball, and adds minigames wherein the gals do retarded things like dig holes in sand and catch crabs. The power of the Xbox 360 allows for a "realistic" "physics" "engine" allowing for the most redonkulous jubbly animations ever. It makes me giggle.

I wish Chris Farley was alive for a lot of reasons.

Lately, for what would've been the best Dennis Hastert impression ever.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

World's Shortest Actor Dies; Tom Cruise Ascends to Throne

Story is HERE!

Monday, October 23, 2006

Reader poll.

Chocolate or vanilla?

I jizz don't know what to think?

Yay! Lady Bunny and a young RuPaul -- I was talking about this on the show yesterday. I don't really know how to even set up it up -- just watch. Also, pay close attention to 1:03 -- I'm pretty sure we use that exact same sound effect.

RIchard Simmons Bloopers

He used to have a daytime show in the 80's. My mother worked at a nursing home at the time and they would play his show in the recreation room. My mom said there was this real old and very blind woman who would be there for his show every day. When my mother asked her what she liked about the show, the old lady said: "I think she [Richard] is the nicest girl in the whole world."

I love that this old bat thought Richard was a "girl."

Sunday, October 22, 2006

There is nothing MEDIUM about 'em!

Thanks to Steven for the pic and the joke.

Gay Podcasters & Friends Go Bowling

Peter Mavrik had a great idea. Let's gather some other gay podcasters and friends and go bowling. The following pics are from this gathering. It was very fun.

Noah, Wanda Wisdom, and me.

Some of the other gay podcasters: Peter Mavrik of WindyCityQueerCast, J. Michael Haas and Rob Lindley of The Daily Purge, Wanda Wisdom of Lucky Bitch Radio, and Richard Bluestein of Yeast Radio.
Peter, me, & Justin. New friends I met that night.

This is Chad. He is making a documentary about gay podcasters.

Wanda Wisdom and me.
I snapped a shot of Rob Lindley mid-throw.

A picture of me - mid-bowl. I got a spare. And a boyfriend (behind me)!

Saturday, October 21, 2006

A Lil Saturday Cheer -- Cher and Dolly

Rob Lindley told me about this clip. And I agree with him wholeheartedly when he says the writer of this bit should be fired. But it is still a treat to see these two together.

I love how their wigs look like they were purchased at a costume shop. Whoa Babes!

Thursday, October 19, 2006

I Don't Know What to Think of Amy Sedaris

Let me say this straight-away: I "heart" Jeri Blank from "Strangers With Candy." She might be one of my favorite characters of all time. I just don't know how I feel about Amy Sedaris -- the lady that plays her.

I think she might be a bit odd -- which is fine cuz I am a bit odd. But every time I see her on David Letterman or the Daily Show or anywhere for that matter as herself, I am always a little skittish about her.

Help me, readers. Please. Am I over-reacting? Do you think Amy would be a good friend? Or is she coo-coo for cocoa puffs?

Rascal Shot - Part Deux

I love rascals so much that I searched our gmail account for any other rascal shots sent in by readers. And I forgot all about this one sent in by Anders. He snapped this one on the street.

Love it! Could you imagine how much tail I could get with one of these? I would be neck-high in poo-nani.

Noah Driving Patrick to the SafeWay

I needed to get more Merits.
Thanks Jason for this one.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

You're creepy pedophile John, we get it.

But really, your pants look retarded pulled up that high. And untuck the shirt.

Do You Think She'll Get Paid in RingDings

I guess Rosie is getting her own TVshow. From IMDB.com:

"Actress and talk show host Rosie O'Donnell has confirmed she will star in a Nip/Tuck spin-off show. The A League of Their Own star made a guest appearance on the show as a lottery winner who sleeps with her plastic surgeon. And the character proved to be such a hit with fans, producers approached her about starring in her own show. In the "Ask Ro" section of her internet blog, she is asked the question, "Is it true ur in talks for a spinoff series starring as Dawn Budge?" O'Donnell posted the message, "Talks r over. I said yes." The new series will reportedly be shot in New York City, so O'Donnell can also continue her hosting duties on US chat show The View."

I hope Beth from "Riding the Bus With My Sister" can stop by for a slammin' scissoring session during sweeps.

Make Sure You Do a Courtesy Flush

"Hey Mom, I wanna go as a toilet for Halloween this year."

It would be great if he put a bunch of tootsie rolls in the bowl. Wowsers!
Thanks to Castano for this pic.

Monday, October 16, 2006

Her First Name A'int Baby, It's Angie. Miss Lansbury If You're Nasty

I usually don't do B'day posts, but I can't resist with her. She is 81 today. And talk about a career-- 4 Tony awards, 3 Oscar nods, about a dozen Emmy nominations. She has done it all. Her "Jessica Fletcher" was a household favorite growing up. My mother and I used to watch "Murder, She Wrote" and try to guess the murderer before the end of the show.

But that damn Jessie Fletcher always foiled us. Happy Bidet, AngieBaby. Hope Bea and Tyne give you the best box munching of your life.

BOOMTACULAR EXCLUSIVE: 1st Photo of Madonna's New Baby

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Beat on it Delilah!

I'm pretty sure she had to pay money to play this part. And WTF happens at 1:58?

Friday, October 13, 2006

Tara Reid Comes Clean About Botched Plastic Surgery

We appreciate your honesty. To be honest, we barely noticed.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Extra! Extra!

I Heart CamelToads!

Thanks to Teri for this one.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

BREAKING NEWS: Google Buys PNS Explosion/Boomtacular...

for a container of "Tidy Cats."
Suck on that, YouTube!

5th Annual "I've Seen Better Days" Award Goes To:

Al Pacino.
Thanks to Rob Lindley for this shot.

Google "Santorum"

Look at the first or second listing. I promise it will tickle you.

If you don't know Rick Santorum -- do a lil reasearch on him. The basics -- he is a yucky-poo Senator from Pennsylvania. A couple years ago, he compared homosexuality to incest. And he has done a host of other stupid things. Even his party is starting to distance itself from him.

He is currently re-running for Senator and not doing so hot.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

NYC Club Kids v.2

Things I love about this video:

1.) It's from "The Joan Rivers Show"
2.) She describes the kids by saying, "all they want to do is have a good time in life and not hurt anybody" -- um, cept' Michael Alig went on to murder someone and dump his body in the river
3.) The next guest on the show was Phylicia Rashad

All Over My Face

Chargenda and I are obsessing over Cazwell right now. **Be sure to take note of Amanda Lepore**

This is what is on my bed-side table...

Thanks to Steven for sending this to us! I hope I get a year's subscription to this mag.

Is That A Taepo-Dong in Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To See Me

Did you know that Kim Jong-Il is a fan of the PNS? He loves Cher and "Roommates and More." He sends us notes constantly about ways to improve the show. We initially wanted to have nothing to do with fart noises.

But he pushed us to use them -- and to use them a lot. And look what a success they have been on the show.

Plus, I just want to squeeze his cheeks.

The Mirror Has Two Potty-Mouths

I guess Barbra can't handle hecklers at her concerts. My friend Katie sent me the following:

"After serenading fans with some of her greatest hits, Streisand mocked President Bush. A few dozen people began to heckle her with one manshouting, "What is this, a fund-raiser?" An incensed Streisand shot back, "Why don't you shut the f- - - up. If you can't take a joke, why don't you leave and get your money back."

I am not a fan of the Bush either. But Babs -- peeps paid hundred (some thousands of $$$) to get into your show. Compose yourself, Babs! She hasn't been this uncouth since the time she called Barry Gibb a "cum dumpster" in the 70's.

Monday, October 09, 2006

for all you faguettes out there who like Tori

Check out this commercial from the late 80s. No joke-- she actually beat out Sara Jessica Parker for it because Sara can't play the piano (and by "play", I mean thrash your sensible 80s hair around, and make hand-gun finger gestures).
Dont stare at her male counterpart too long, you might catch Nerd.

Can we get assistance in row number 1 for toilet seats?

We use sounds from this movie so much, I think it is fitting that we play some video from it too. This was sent in by Stephen.

Do you think Rosie even knew she was being filmed?

I Just Read That the Chicago Bears Beat the Buffalo Bills Last Night

It must have been real messy. The story is here.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Whoa Babes, I Cleaned Up At My Auction

Cher's recent auction of her stuff -- furniture, dresses, a Bentley (?) - fetched over $3 million dollars. She is gonna donate some to charity and the rest to redecorating her Malibu home.

For the story, go HERE!

That kind of money will buy a lot of Hardee's for Chassie!

This Will Take FingerBlasting to a Whole New Level

I guess it is a magnetic finger -- helping you pick up nuts and bolts in hard-to-reach areas. Don't tell Tiffany Towers about this one. If she finds out about this "finger," we will never see her again.

Thanks to David J. for helping us "finger" this one out.

Some pics during our most recent show

This is Noah's dog, Beefer, in POISE panties sent to us by a listener.

This is Noah's other dog Dahlia (sp?) in the POISE panties.

Scott is holding Dahlia.

She will literally sit in your arms throughout the whole show.

Scott, Noah, and Rob Lindley busily recording fart noises.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Why Does It Look Like Liz Taylor Is Being Dipped Into A Gigantic Fry Daddy

This is a pic from a couple of weeks ago. But doesn't it look like she is going into one of the fryers from McDonald's? Anything tastes good deep-fat-fried. Even Liz Taylor.
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