Wednesday, October 25, 2006

A vidjoe game we can all agree on.

I caught wind of this via Kotaku.com. This is a game called Dead or Alive 2. The first was a volleyball game featuring scantily clad retarded anime girls. The sequel does away with the volleyball, and adds minigames wherein the gals do retarded things like dig holes in sand and catch crabs. The power of the Xbox 360 allows for a "realistic" "physics" "engine" allowing for the most redonkulous jubbly animations ever. It makes me giggle.

12 Comments:

Blogger Billy said...

hahahaha i wish my hair could float through my body...

9:23 PM  
Anonymous Jay said...

i love the swirling hearts that make them even sluttier

9:27 PM  
Anonymous Jessica said...

Wow, their boobs had a mind of their own. I wish my boobs bounced around like that. I also like the thinly veiled lesbianism. I mean where are the guys and they're giving each other massages, come on!

10:31 PM  
Blogger Eric said...

Seriously. You guys just know Tech Steve and his buddies are the ones who came up with this game.
I've never seen fake boobs jiggle that much either.

6:10 AM  
Blogger Emerson said...

I want one with nice, big muscly men.

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7:33 AM  
Blogger Cipher said...

What is wrong with straight men that they would find this worth watching for more than a few minutes?

Oh yeah, that explains why the world is so fucked up.

9:55 AM  
Blogger brett said...

clearly, this is a video addressing the next stage of human evolution: opposable tits.

oh, and i love that bitch on the shamu floatie.

nothing suggests hardcore sex quite like a girl riding a whale.

10:03 AM  
Anonymous licoricepirate said...

why hallo there, boobies.

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this makes me miss v-ball.

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the hott coach returned from califwhornia.

*slather*

8:38 PM  
Anonymous licoricepirate said...

ok the hair is annoying.

STOP MOVING, BOOBIEZ.

@____@

8:40 PM  
Anonymous Jay said...

i want a game with jiggling doingers

9:19 PM  
Blogger Ale said...

I have seen better boobs on a breast cancer survivor.

seriously their boobs were totally independent of each other. Not even Pam Anderson can do that.

4:37 PM  
Anonymous Sara said...

I love that the first girl seems to be absolutely terrified of sand.

WHAT IS THIS GRAINY STUFF COVERING THE TERRAIN?? GET IT OFF MEEEEEE!!

p.s. What is the pole dancer doing there?

2:11 PM  

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