I wish Chris Farley was alive for a lot of reasons.
Lately, for what would've been the best Dennis Hastert impression ever.
posted by Noah at 10/25/2006 08:38:00 AM
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
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I saw him yesterday on the news. He was at a conference with George Bush. And he looked so miserably huge.
And you know he just rips huge Dorito farts.
I think he is actually the only person with a Congressional Seamstress on the payroll just to keep up with his split seams.
he is a big fat pile o' shit. he makes that "fat gurgling in the throat sound" when he talks....he also obviously knew about the foley bullshit a long time ago and is involved in the cover-up. did i mention that he's two pork rinds away from a heart attack?!
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