boomtacular

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

We interrupt this time of MJ mourning for an important headline.

http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/07/07/strongvagina/

Labels: vag, VAG Explosion, vag-burn, vagina hammock, vaginal discharge, Valen-Gyne

Monday, July 06, 2009

Come and Knock on our doooooooooooooor......

or if you are Joyce DeWitt... just drive through the speed trap after leaving Sidetrack... she was ALLEGEDLY filled with purple slushie drinks...

oopsies.

She should have let Chrissy "12 Inches of" Snow drive her home...

Labels: cops, Joyce Carol Hall and Oats, mimosa drunksies

Sunday, July 05, 2009

m-m-m-m-mmy tittss .. they're v-v-v-vibrating!

Labels: jiggly tits, my tits are... v-v-viiibrating, pointless post, show me your tits

Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Won't someone fax her purse?

Labels: "Reneeeeeeee", celine dijon, happy canada day

Oh nos!

There goes my weekend plans.

Labels: liver let die

Saturday, June 27, 2009

great BALLS of cum ......... fart~!

Labels: 5 o'clock shadow on my gyne, omg stunning, sadsies

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Whoa Babes, Life Imitates Art

Don't miss Larry King Live tonight where he'll be taping an episode of PNSexplosion. Cher and Celine are scheduled to be on Larry King tonight remembering the King of Pop. I hope Liza, Marlee, and Jenna Bush all show up too.

Labels: michael jackson, permanent sleepeez, really?