Thursday, August 31, 2006

He Will Use You and Throw You Away -- Like He Did To Me

This post is being sent out to the guy being kissed by John Travolta. I have been there. On the steps of his plane. Going in for a kiss. Oh it was so sweet.

I don't know if you all know this, but I dated John Travolta too. It was around the time he was making "Battlefield Earth." He would come over to my apartment (studio) in West Hollywood after a day of filming. He still had on that Chubacca outfit when he would come over. Oh, he hated when I called it that. But he always laughed at my jokes. God, there was a lot of laughter when I dated John Travolta.

But the laughter ended after just a few months. He wouldn't return my calls. I would wait outside the Scientology Center in LA for him. And he would always send out Jenna Elfman to ask me to leave. It got awkward.

It all ends my friend. Good Luck. And enjoy it while you can. And if you see Kirsty Alley, tell her that I want my casserole dish back.

file under: Christ, Jesus H.


Hamburger Mary's

David K, Don, Rob Lindley (of Daily Purge fame) and me.

A listener informed me that a pic of me and friends was on the Hamburger Mary's (Chicago) website. That was a fun night. We had just gone to Andersonville Days or whatever the hell it is called. There was so much food -- i think i am still digesting it.

Yoga teaching has given me so much time!

I'm doing a little light yardwork today.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Thunder Thighs

Irlene, Barbara, and Louise Mandrell

This post is for the 30+ crowd. Remember the Mandrell Sisters? They had a hit TV show from 1980-82 called "Barbara Mandrell and the Mandrell Sisters." Barbara and Louise could play dozens of instruments while singing. They were amazing.

Irlene, however, was the joke of the show. She could kind of sing and she played one instrument -- the Triangle (and maybe the drums). I wish I was kidding. Louise and Barbara would be singing and playing the shit out of their instruments, and Irlene would strike the Triangle.

The show lasted only two years. Not because of poor ratings, but because Barbara had "Mariah Carey-level" exhaustion. And needed to take a break.

Their show was a treat! Thanks to Michael Scharber for this shot.

The Doctor Says Rest My Voice, But She Didn't Say I Had To Rest These...

Look at my Gazongas. LOOK AT THEM! No bedrest for these babies. Right Daddy?

HERE is the story.

How Much PhotoShopping Had To Be Done To Make Rosie Look Like a Woman

This kind of photo makes my body hum because they are so clearly touched-up. Why do they all look like they are posing for a "Weight Watchers" commercial? And you can't see Barbara's right hand cuz she is tightening Rosie's corset.

Seriously, I am excited for Rosie. I thought she was pretty good as a talk show host -- even when she got all militant on Tom Selleck. So I hope she can bring some much needed juice to this show.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Thank You

This is kind of meta to blog about a blog that blogged about us.

But Several of you let us know about the recent posting about Boomtacular on

We are pleased as punch by this mention. Here is the link to the post (Markie Post).

And take a looksie at the website too. It has pics of guys, doingers, and (now) us!

Its my birthday!

My golden shower birthday- 29 on the 29th. Devin has a whole day planned so I'll report back tomorrow. We're off to Cesars for a burrito and marg. yummers.

Becky has nuffin' on this BJ voice

Last night I got a lil' wrapped up in an MSNBC special on JonBenet hosted by this woman. WTF? First off, how does she become a news anchor? Secondly, what in the hell is going on with her voice?

I found this clip. It's not from last night, but you'll understand what I mean. Also, she calls black people "hoodlums" in it ;-)

My Elijah Blue - A Special Post by Cher

Whoa, Babes. Finally, my other baby - Elijah Blue - made the news.

You can read it: HERE

I am so proud of him. He supposedly had relations with Paris Hilton and, afterward, washed his no-no zone with Tilex.

That's what momma taught him to do. If only we could get Chazzie to do the same after her all-night scissoring sessions with Kate Jackson.

Saturday, August 26, 2006


We made it to the big time. This week's TimeOut Chicago did a piece on Chicago Gay Podcasts. And PNS Explosion was featured -- along with one of our favorite podcasts THE DAILY PURGE. The author of the piece - Jason Heidemann - was on our last two shows. We are very grateful to him for writing such a nice article.

If you have not seen the article, go to TIMEOUTCHICAGO.

Tootie's Bong

This one doesn't compare to the episode with Tootie's Dildo in Season 3.

Thanks to Ric for this one.

Friday, August 25, 2006

PK & J

I LOVE this podcast. I've mentioned them before on the show I think. Paul and Jeanette do a wonderfull easy, breazy, hilarious show. Jeanettes voice gives me a woody, so that's saying something.

PK & J Show

Special Post by Tiffany Towers

This is Tiffany Towers. And can I just say "Hallelujah" that there is a new law that allows PLAN B to be sold over the counter. This is gonna save me a lot of money. Do you know how much I spend in copays for my abortions each month? It is out of control.

I am gonna slip a few of these into my purse when I go to "McGillacooters" tonight.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

What Do You Think Dorothy Zbornak Would Do for Some Beads?

Thanks to Gerry for this one.

Breaking News: Kathy Shart Escapes Car Crash

Ms. Shart was on her way to Blockbuster to return her copy of "Shart." More on this accident later in the hour.

Thank to Brett for this shot.

Does Markie Post Have Periods?

This is sent from our dear friend ANDERS. He saw this on his train ride home from work yesterday and snapped it on his camera phone. The subject heading for this post was his subject heading for his email.

Good work, Anders.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Oops Kathy Shart, your Shart is overdue.

Please slip your Shart into our drop box.

More Like Hair Don't!

I love how Jessie's boobs peek up over Ken's head. If you don't know who Ken is -- he is her hair stylist. And she is trying to make him famous in the way Oprah made Nate Berkus famous.
Look at Ken's face. Is he doing the Teri Schiavo face?
This wig business won't work. You know why? Cuz only one celeb can sell wigs -- and that is Raquel Welch.
If you don't believe me, go HERE! and see for yourself. Eat that, Ken and Jezzie!

Mariah Carey's "Love Muffin"

Debra Wilson from Mad TV doing a spoof of Moo Moo Carey. I love when Aries Spears plays Missy Elliot. It is not the whole video, but still a treat.

God, I miss Markie Post

We talk about this woman so much that I thought it would be fitting to dedicate a post (a Markie Post) to her.

Stars like this kind of fascinate me. They have a bit of fame and then what -- a Hallmark movie, a guest spot on "Law & Order:SVU (you know she is totally guest starring on the Law & Order where people get raped).

I love this shot of her. She has to pose like that to hide her camel toes (yes, she has more than one). They don't make women like this anymore.

What "semi" star do you miss?

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

She's got Llegs - And She Knows How to Use 'Em

a good cornhole(ing)

That game we were talking about on Monday? With the straight guys? And beanbags and junk? Its named Cornhole! Awesome.

There's something about these guys that make me think they are no stranger to a good fingerblast from their fiances.

Thanks to err'yone with the heads up on that!

Depression may become Tropical Storm Debbie

Her First Name A'int Baby, It's Cloris. Ms. Leachman If You're Nasty.

For our youngin's, this lady is a legend. She was on "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" and her own spin-off, "Phyllis." She has won an Academy Award. And now she has the honor of winning the most Emmy's by an actress - 8 in all.

She just won one over the weekend for her guest turn on "Malcolm in the Middle" -- and deservedly.

This pic is of her at the premiere of "Beerfest" and she is 80. You go!

Monday, August 21, 2006

Britney goes REE-REE before a live, studio audience.

This was right after she sharted in her pants and right before she asked to go to McDonald's.

WGYN Radio

This logo for WGYN Radio was sent to us by Shawn. I am so sorry it took me so long to post it -- cuz it is a HOOT!

What songs should we play on the show as we close with WGYN Radio?

Friday, August 18, 2006

Skip The Pink Stuff, Pick The Blue Stuff, Whoa Babes!

What happened to Carson Daly? Anyone know.

I recently stumbled across this pic and thought to myself: "What in holy hell is wrong here?"

I know he was pudgy before and wanted to lose pounds. But he looks like the Crypt Keeper's nephew.

Anyone got any insight.

Here is a pic of him from a couple of years ago. He had some meat on his bones and looks a thousand times better.

Woops - Part 2

My apology yesterday to Patsy Ramsey might be a bit premature, especially in light of this kook's possibly "shaky" confession. This story is more riveting than anything on "All My Chirren's."

Be warned, Patsy. If his confession is debunked, you are back on my shit list.

For more on this story, go: HERE

Thursday, August 17, 2006

PNS Explosion Went On a Lil Summer Vacation This Week

We will be back with new shows next week. Promise!

You Know Jessica Fletcher Could Get to The Bottom of this JonBenet Case

She could solve this case in her sleep. I hope she is reading about this story. She rarely leaves Cabot Cove. But when she does -- you better watch out.

America needs you right now, Jessie.

A Clip from "The Comeback:

This is Lisa Kudrow playing Valerie Cherish who is rehearsing her part as "Aunt Sassy" in the sitcom - "Room and Bored."


Oh Patsy! We muffed up big time. Sorry about all those jokes over the last 10 years. I mean, I did a lot of them. A LOT! But I am coming clean now. Sorry!

On a side note: PEOPLE ARE STILL FASCINATED WITH THIS CASE. Everyone at my gym (gynes, dudes in muscle shirts, me) this morning was GLUED to the TV set when the suspect in Jon Benet's murder was on the news. A woman actually turned to talk to me about the news. And I talked back. There was a palpable electricity in the air.

And then the Middle East stuff came on the screen and everyone went "ree-ree" faced.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

The Comeback

Has anyone seen Lisa Kudrow in "The Comeback?" It played on HBO about 6 months ago and has already been cancelled after only one season.

Which is too bad -- cuz it is brilliant.

She plays an late 80's/early 90's TV star (her hit show was called "I'm It.") who is getting a second chance (a comeback if you will). She has been cast as Aunt Sassy in a new sitcom called "Room and Bored." And while she is filming that show, she is also filming a reality show chronicling her comeback.

Despite its cancellation, Lisa Kudrow still got an emmy nod for best actress in a comedy. And well-deserved too.

Here is a pic of her as Aunt Sassy in "Room and Bored":

Christina Aguilera's Cousin Daphne

I know Andy Dick is a loo-loo, who pisses on every chance he gets in the biz. But his character, Daphne Aguilera, might be one of my all-time faves.

Thanks to B. Gooden for sending this link to us.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Somethin's sumpin-sumpin found some pictures of Flava-flave's gal Somethin'. You know, the one who "couldn't wait" to take a dump right in Flava's crib? She's also on the internets all nakey. Here's a samplin' of Somethin'.

Flava was impressed with how she was all, "what, I pooped, jealous?" after assploding on his imported Italian marble staircase. Most would run in shame after losing bowel control. Not Somethin'. She held her head up high, and frankly that's something PNSexplosion can stand by.

Their Love Saves Lives

Click Here for the story.

Noah Loves His New Work Schedule

Thanks to Michael from Rochester, NY for this photo.

Monday, August 14, 2006

Gee, Your (Short) Hairs Smell Terrific

For our younger readers, this was an actual shampoo in the 70's. I promise if you mention it in any conversation, you will get a laugh. GUARANTEED!

Thank God the makers of this didn't make a feminine-hygiene product. Whoa!

This is the Gal Who Took a Dump on Flava Flav's Show

and her name is Somethin'.
It is a pretty amazing feat to drop it on the one and not be eliminated from the show.
She must have somethin' indeed.

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Rascal A Go-Go

These pics were sent by a listener. He writes:

"I was on my way back up to Chicago from Saint Louis when I saw these Caddy 'crusin Jessica Tandy's with a strap-on Rascal scooter. My boyfriend made me take the pictures so we could show it off to you boys.

Chris M, faithful listenturd"

This Flavor of Love Tastes Nasty (But in the Good Way)

I have fallen in love with Flava Flav's new show - Flavor of Love. You know Flava Flav -- that lil black dude with a big clock around his neck -- like below:

So if you don't know about it. It is like your run-of-the-mill reality/contest show. 20 or so skeezies (and I am being kind) compete for Flava Flav's affection. Flava says he is looking for a woman to take care of his house and his children. Fun - Sign me up! He takes their real names and gives 'em all nicknames -- which he can barely remember.

Names like: Like Dat, Buckwild (it was an easy one for him cuz she actually had that on her belt buckle), Bucky (cuz he liked her bucket), and Sumthin (who took a steaming dump on the floor in the first episode).

To give you a "flavor" of the quality of contestants, below are some pics of the contestants from last season: (can't find any of the current season's contestants yet):

the demure one - bet she will be a doctor someday.

i think her name is hoopz - she is doing for basketballs what that asian chick in "priscilla queen of the desert" did for ping pong balls.

i bet her mom is real proud of this shot. seriously, i bet she is beaming.

I am not kidding-- the contestants on this show make The Pussycat Dolls look like Laura Ingalls Wilder. I have a theory that the contestants were given the choice between prison and this show. They are fightening -- but in the best way.

In the first show alone:

  • two gals got into a fist fight (with one girl having to be carried out of Flava Flav's mansion kicking and screaming)
  • one girl got wasted beyond belief (nickname TOASTY)
  • and, as previously said, some girl took a MASSIVE dump on the floor.

This is just the first episode. I swear that someone is gonna get murdered. I watch the show with my friend Geiger on VH1 on Sundays. Please join us.

Saturday, August 12, 2006

I (Heart) Jodie Foster So Much

C'mon, this pic is so great. You know she is so f'ing butch.

Usually a picture says a thousand words, but this one says seven: "Don't mess with me. I like box."

Thanks to The Gilded Moose for this shot.

Friday, August 11, 2006

Jake Shears addiction - DAY 2

Thanks for these TWILOBOY!! mwaaaah.

Pam's Fun Bags (of Liquid) Fail To Clear Security Checkpoints at Airport

New Airport restrictions on liquids and gels may hinder air-travel for the mammary-enhanced of Hollywood.

Other stars stopped at security-checkpoints today were: Viveca Fox, several Baldwin brothers, and Justice Sandra Day O'Connor.

We will keep you abreast of further happenings in this story.


Resident Evil 4 is my favorite game ever. I'm so not a violent person (I tend to sway towards games like Super Princess Peach, jealous?). But the art direction, story telling, and pacing was perfection.

Devin pointed out that the hero, Leon:

looks a lot like Justin from Queer as Folk:
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