Thursday, August 31, 2006

file under: Christ, Jesus H.



GOD DAMN ARETHA!!

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i love the pearls betwixt your ginormous knockers.

those things are so huge I would look to see if they have orbiting moons.

12:12 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Can you imagine how many mouths those could feed? How many people they could keep warm? Those straps better be made of steel.

12:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wtf??? why is she posing with those things hanging out like that? she's lost it! she must be related to kathy shart.

12:23 PM  
Blogger Robbie said...

oh my god

12:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

or cross-reference it under

Jesus, Holy B.

1:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

does anyone else see a similarity in the dress from what Jessica Simpson was wearing the other day? at least aretha managed to keep her nips in check which, considering her girth, is quite a task.

good lord - i feel like driving over to her house and throwing a bunch of treadmill magazines over the gate. you're rich - what does it take to get a personal trainer!

1:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wowziez.

5:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did she eat one of the Pips to keep Gladys down? Or was it one of the Supremes?

5:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tell me that's not razor stubble. Please, Jeezuz, I beg you. Just tell me that's not stubble.

6:02 PM  
Blogger P said...

That's not Jessica Simpson?

6:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a FAT WHORE! What a terrible example these rich fat ass celebs are setting for everyone else. Shit, it's no wonder kids are getting diabetes and having heart attacks in their 20's! I mean, the anorexic thin celebs are setting no better example...but come on! Eating is NOT an exercise! Though I have to admit, I love seeing celebs getting fatter and fatter and fatter....I can't wait for the next fat Aretha post! hehe Go ahead and eat yourself to death you fat bitch! R-E-S-P-E-C-T that!

9:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is she serious? Girl, wear a garbage bag. PLEASE!!!!!!

I'm going to have serious hallucinations now thanks to this. Ugh.

2:33 PM  

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