My Elijah Blue - A Special Post by Cher

Whoa, Babes. Finally, my other baby - Elijah Blue - made the news.

You can read it: HERE

I am so proud of him. He supposedly had relations with Paris Hilton and, afterward, washed his no-no zone with Tilex.

That's what momma taught him to do. If only we could get Chazzie to do the same after her all-night scissoring sessions with Kate Jackson.