Tuesday, August 29, 2006

My Elijah Blue - A Special Post by Cher


Whoa, Babes. Finally, my other baby - Elijah Blue - made the news.

You can read it: HERE

I am so proud of him. He supposedly had relations with Paris Hilton and, afterward, washed his no-no zone with Tilex.

That's what momma taught him to do. If only we could get Chazzie to do the same after her all-night scissoring sessions with Kate Jackson.

4 Comments:

Anonymous It's a good joke if you read it correctly... said...

Oh, precious.

I like his band's name, "Headsy." Reminds me of a kindergarten teacher who wanted to blow me once......

1:25 PM  
Blogger brett said...

i like that she looks eerily like the skull emblazoned on her hoodie.

1:37 PM  
Anonymous Chazzie said...

mommy, you know i use "soft scrub" on my no-no zone.

2:16 PM  
Anonymous Jay said...

i am loving that picture so hard

6:03 PM  

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