Wednesday, August 29, 2007

The Show Must Go On, And On, And On...

I cannot begin to thank all of you for posting such various, brilliant, surprising, wonderful and amazing suggestions for my soundtrack CD. I could easily make a dozen CD's and market them through K-Tell. And maybe I will. Here's the final track list of my first CD:

1. Nicest Kids In Town- Hairspray
2. My Unfortunate Erection- The 25th Annual Putnam County Fair
3. I’ll Never Tell- "Once More, With Feeling" Buffy The Vampire Slayer
4. You Could Drive A Person Crazy- Company
5. Kids- Bye Bye Birdie (How will we ever beat the Russians?!)
6. Hold Me, Bat Boy- Bat Boy
7. If You Were Gay- Avenue Q
8. Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better- Annie Get Your Gun
9. Bet On It- High School Musical 2 (Just try and not like it, I dare you)
10. Masquerade- Phantom Of The Opera
11. Springtime For Hitler- The Producers
12. Omigod You Guys- Legally Blonde
13. Gee, Officer Krupke- West Side Story
14. Totally Fucked- Spring Awakening
15. We’re A Couple Of Swells- Easter Parade
16. I Go To Rio- The Boy From Oz
17. Sign- Annie (I guess this means no Bonus Irees)
18. Run Freedom Run- Urinetown
19. Maybe This Time- Cabaret
20. All Over The World- Xanadu
21. Popular- Wicked
22. Anything Goes- Anything Goes (by the lovely John Barrowman)

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Leona Helmsley Leaves $12 Million to Her Dog

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Reenactment of Sen. Craig's Restroom Antics

This is on a CBS affiliate and is re-DICK. I love that this is news.

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Monday, August 27, 2007

Shake 'Em Up on the Job!

Okay, I totally stole this from a friend's blog, but I had to share it with all of you! I swear this lady did the overdub for the Brenda Dickson "Welcome to my Home" spoof. Enjoy!

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

You sing the high notes, I'll sing the low notes

I love burning mix CD's for myself. But I need your help. I've decided to make a CD of my favorite show tunes. I want songs from Broadway and the movies. As I'm sure you know, I have like a gajillion choices. I know 2 songs for sure. "Popular" by Kristin Chenoweth from Wicked and "The Nicest Kids In Town" by the delicious James Marsen and cast from Hairspray.

Please Help! What are some of your favorite show tunes?

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Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Mommie Dearest Strikes Again!!!

Faye Dunaway reportedly pulled out a tiny scale at Koo Koo Roo in L.A. after receiving her order of chicken and broccoli and weighed her meal.

Dunaway, wearing gym clothes and food-handling gloves, pulled the chicken off the bones and then placed the bones and skin in a napkin.

When she realized she didn’t have enough broccoli, she went to the counter and asked for more.

But no, she ain't crazy Joan Crawford-like in her old age!!!

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Monday, August 20, 2007

This was soooo not my High School

So I finally broke down and watched High School Musical on Disney this weekend. I had bought the DVD for my niece, who is 6, last year and my sister said it really wasn't that bad. And she was right. Oh, it was so sugary sweet at times that I thought I was going into a coma but... OK, let's break it down. Story-generic. Songs-hit and miss. Dancing. Holy Shit. Those kids were literally flying out of the rafters. Not 5, not 15, but like 50 to 100 kids popping and locking and choreographed within an inch of their life. All in unison. It was a sight. Of course High School Musical 2 broke records this weekend when it premiered. I watched that as well. Second verse, same as the first. But Beware!

Breakout star and certifiable hottie (he turns 20 in October) Zac Efron has a few dicey moments in the sequel. There were a couple of scenes where I could swear I was watching Clay Gaykin. Yikes!

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Saturday, August 18, 2007

Bearforce 1

Apparently it's vidjio day. I saw this and just had to post it.

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"I want to give you my...

Faggoty Attention!" Another crazy-ass vidjo from NewNowNext. Patrick, I think your vocals on this is stellar. And Noah and Robbie make such nice back-up singers. Seriously, I would love to see this guy as the opening act at a tractor pull.

You'd bettah watch yo' purse...

...cuz this crazy white bitch might snatch it! I just saw this video on NewNowNext on Logo. It is the only place you can see crazy-ass fucked up shit like this!

Friday, August 17, 2007

Do You Think She Has Had Any Work Done?

Did Catherine Z-Jones used to be a Delta Burke impersonator?


John Travolta Audits The Gay Out of His System

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Mandy Moore's Cover of Dia-Rihanna's "Umbrella"

Sent to us by DJBen. Watch as Mandy Moore sleep-sings thru another song. I seriously think she might be in a deep REM cycle.

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Really, He Doesn't Think We Think He's Gay... Really?

This is a short clip of Clay Aiken singing "Sexy Back." Yes, you read correctly. The obvious thing in this vid-jo is his queerness. But I think the more important thing to ponder is that he is still getting paid to perform. Was this vid-jo shot in a food court?

Thanks to Steven for sending this nugget to us.

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Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Cute dog pics from Market Days

Tuesday, August 14, 2007


My sister sent me this picture. She is so great.

What do you think they're breff smells like?

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Funny or offensive...YOU DECIDE!

I came across this video after enjoying an episode of Planet Unicorn on the YouBoobs. I have to admit, I really can't decide if I'm offended or not. I thought it was funny, but at the same time I thought "why shouldn't someone be able to talk about being gay in public"? So scince i can't decide, YOU must decide for me.

Tuck Up - The Vid-jo

Don Twine -- who made the "Tuck Up" remix -- also put together a vid-jo to go along with it.

I love seeing Jane Fonda's aerobicized thighs. They make me want to be anorexic and marry a media mogul -- just like her.

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Monday, August 13, 2007

Market Days ROCKED!!!

OK, not only did I find vintage wallpaper for my Victorian house (and matching dollhouse), but I also bought this great afghan, this quilt made by blind Pennsylvania Dutch lesbians.. and do I have to mention this great new thong?!

NOW I have something to wear for pride next year, when I drive up from Berwyn!

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All Hands On Dick

I went boating this weekend with some friends. And I thought I would post a few of the pics.

Our boat.

Some of my friends. This was taken shortly before the circle jerk.

And this was taken shortly after the circle jerk.

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Sunday, August 12, 2007

What an adorable picture (does it make you smile or want to vomit?)

Love Love Love this guy! (jumping up and down on the couch like a sideshow freak)

Go ahead and unsubscribe.

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Friday, August 10, 2007

a neat thing to do with a banana

Devin's Strangers With Candy Disks are scratched all to hell and skips. I've been thinking about getting one of those disk cleaner things, but it turns out I just need a nanner. From dildos to cream pies, is there anything these things can't do?!

How To Remove CD Scratches With A Banana - video powered by Metacafe


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ugh, I don't feel so good. Could you pass me that coffee cup?

This is "espesso" from Lavazza. They take espresso, put in a secret "additive", and it squirts out all moussey. Its really good but really inconsistent. Sometimes its really creamy and amazing, and sometimes its more foamy. Yesterday it was foamy. And the espesso was foamy too.


Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Mac Nerd Alert!!!

Okay, so I am a huge Mac dork, although I did not jump om the iPhone bandwagon. It's because I've been waiting for this:

It's the re-designed iMac and it has a 24" screen, built-in iSight camera, is made of glass and brushed aluminum, supa-dupa fast and the hard drive is 1-Terabyte. I don't even know how much that is, but it sounds like a LOT! And it's about $200 cheaper than the old model.

Sorry, I was bursting at the seams waiting for this to come out, and now it's all I can think about. I am such a nerd...

Oh, and here's the ad.

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Monday, August 06, 2007

I Had Mexican Last Night And This Is How I Feel

Saturday, August 04, 2007

LOOSE LIVIN'! defines "Lasagna Lips" thusly: When a girl's pussy lips are so loose it looks like limp lasagna noodles.

Use it in a sentence you say? No problem! "Man Elana took down her pants and her loose lasanga lips were hanging out of her panties like a sack with no balls."

This crazy bitch in Arkansas just pooped out her 17th little rat! Article Here 17 babies! HOLY SHIT! I bet her husband really enjoys slapping her ass only to get hit in the face with her swinging vagina lips!

What sound do you think her gaping orifice makes as her babies come flyin' outta there as fast as a fat kid headed toward a buffet?

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Thursday, August 02, 2007

Your Hole Is Our Goal

Well, I never...
Michael thanks for sending this pic to me.

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Wednesday, August 01, 2007


He's not dead or chloroformed. This is how my dog Beefer sleeps.

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How Much Do We Love This Picture

Taken by Ms. Sara Davis of "How Much Do We Love" when she was in town last week. It was so lovely to have her in the studjo. Thanks Sara.

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I'd tap that.
Thanks Rob for this pic. I think looking at it gave me the clap.

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