a neat thing to do with a banana

Devin's Strangers With Candy Disks are scratched all to hell and skips. I've been thinking about getting one of those disk cleaner things, but it turns out I just need a nanner. From dildos to cream pies, is there anything these things can't do?!



How To Remove CD Scratches With A Banana - video powered by Metacafe

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Couple Food Network questions

Who's going to get a heart attack first?

Ina?



or Paula?



and who is more likely do you want to get gang raped by sexy muscular black men?

Sandra-Lee?



or Ray-ray.




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Aretha was on Emeril - OLD NOAH POST

While Noah is away on vacay, I thought it would be fun to use some of his old posts on the blog. Kind of a "BEST OF" if you will, and I know most of you will.



I LOVE FoodTV. I cant get enough. Ray-ray, check. Tyler, check. The bouncy cheap Jew, check. Ina "chunky-toes" Garten, check. The crazy blonde bitch with the low titties that uses ranch packets in every recipe, check. Paula "two stee-ucks uf buhtter", check. I could watch Unwrapped all fucking day. Yeah, I dropped the f-bomb, jealous? I love them all. Except Emeril. I just find his machismo and bamming grating. Howeves, Aretha Franklin was on last night and he made her pork chops slathered with herbed cheese and some kind of gravy thing... I wasn't listening. I was watching Aretha pack down the food. Then, THEN!, she was asked to fix her famous peach cobbler and got up from her chops, but continued chewing on a hunk of pork for the entire peach cobbler demo. Just swallow your food bitch..Er, i mean, Queen of Soul.

They Wouldn't Let J. Lo Shop

These pics were taken of J Lo at the Berlin Film Festival. She was premiering her new movie "Bordertown" there.

Well, I guess the crowd didn't like it cuz they booed at the end of it. And here she is trying to hold her shit together.

Noah - didn't you attend a movie premiere in Berlin?

Who's Hotter?

The Old Bitch from "Titanic"

The Old Bitch from "The Wedding Singer"

Mario Batali and Comic Book Guy

Odd. And they both wear Crocs.

Here comes a bikini whale!

So I heard that the B-52's are making a new album and I had this wild and immediate desire to download a bunch of their songs. I'm not a huge fan but I like their early stuff like Private Idaho and Rock Lobster. And some songs from mid-career like Wig and Summer of Love. Heck, I like Channel Z, Tell It Like It T-I-S and Debbie. OK, I'm a fan. I just haven't listened to them in ages and it's a blast to rediscover a band. Has anyone else delved into their collection and rediscovered a long lost favorite? I swear though, if I hear one more Straight Guy and Becky warble their way through a Love Shack karaoke, I will murder them.