My Dumps

This is Peaches' parady of Alanis' parady of My Humps. This video uses a remake of Peaches' original My Dumps song that came out last year. Its all a lot to wrap your head around I know. Please Fergie, take us full circle and cover an Alanis song and make it all slutty or piss your pants again or something.

I Know Mama Grape Would Love Cheesy Bites

We ordered these last night while taping the show. They are coated in garlic (butt)er and filled with diarrhea-inducing cheeze.

But they had me at hello. This kind of "Hello":

Moving

Moving blows. Our new place is so cute though. Love it. Getting interwebs soon. Have to go teach now. Ovary and outzies.

They Wouldn't Let J. Lo Shop

These pics were taken of J Lo at the Berlin Film Festival. She was premiering her new movie "Bordertown" there.

Well, I guess the crowd didn't like it cuz they booed at the end of it. And here she is trying to hold her shit together.

Noah - didn't you attend a movie premiere in Berlin?

clean off your forehead, hypocrate

I saw 80 jillian Trixies today with dirty foreheads.

Great great, you are such a good Christian. Lets flashback to last night.

Dip my balls in it.

Hi my Pretty pet. So shiny. SO shiney! Yes you are! Hehe! You're naughty too! Have you been bad? Are you a bad Paszki? I'm going to poke you. Pokey poke poke. Just poke the dickens out of you, you little bad pastry. You are bad! Bad!! BAD PASZKI! BAD!! YOU SLUTTY BAD PASTRY YOU'RE BAD!!!... oh dear. Now look at whatchya made me do. Look at this mess. Clean it up. Clean. It. Up. There, there. Now quit crying, you know I'd never hurtchya. There you go, now make me a sandwich and get me a beer.

More Valentine cock

Ashton Kutcher stolen from one of my faves One D at a Time.

This has made its rounds on a ton of blogs....

but lets just watch 'er one mo' time:



Tyty, loved you speach, I really did. It was right up there with your ANTM freakout. But, clearly, this wasn't on behalf of fat women of the world, but more on behalf of you officially looking fierce in your swimsuit, heels, and that really nice wig.

The Paparrazi have an important job in our world-- to catch celebrities during their private moments and make them look ugly and stupid so we can point and laugh at how gross they appear to be. Tyty, you don't want to take that away from us, do you? With the war and all, its all some of us have.

Warning, gazing at picture can lead to diarrhea, cramping diarrhea, bloody cramping diarrhea, spattering diarrhea, and/or spattering bloody diarrhea.