I always thought it would have been Courtney Thorne Smith first...

Looks like someone needs a little touch up on her L'Oreal Preference.

Do these sunglasses make me look fat?

or is it my giant Winnebago hoo-ha jugg-a-luggs that do?
Yeah, I think it's the sunglasses too.

Jennifer Juggs Hewitt

I know you are all ambivalent about youtube clips, but this one is a stitch.

It is a Mad TV spoof on Jennifer (g)Love Hewitt's "Ghost Whisperer."

The post should also be labeled: "The Boob Whisperer."

1000th post n Junk!

"Hey! Its moi! Jessk... *clears throat*.. jesss... *coughs* JESS'KA SIMPSON!!! Here's a still from my new movie coming out soon. Its a period piece called... heheheh! 'period'. Its a period p.. hehehe.. its a historycal movie about the Holocaust called Tea N' A!! Its exactly like Shoah only a musical, and really funny! I play a girl who steals loaves of bread from an old lady baker to save my brother played by Peter Gallager (oh mah god! so cute!) who is retarded n' junk. I hide the lady bread in his wheelchair and I dress up as a nun and try to get past some Nazi guards played by Tim Allen and William H Macy. I almost get caught but I sing a song called Wheelin' n' Dealin' My Heart (Down on the Dykes of Amsterdam) and I don't want to give away too much, but we end up having a foam party! Its exactly like the end of Grey Zone, but with foam... and a PARTY!!! Look at these!! *shakes tits*"

clean off your forehead, hypocrate

I saw 80 jillian Trixies today with dirty foreheads.

Great great, you are such a good Christian. Lets flashback to last night.

hehe!