Do these sunglasses make me look fat?

or is it my giant Winnebago hoo-ha jugg-a-luggs that do?
Yeah, I think it's the sunglasses too.
Labels: boobies n' gum, hoosums, hoozums, jiggly tits, titties like whoa
Labels: boobies n' gum, hoosums, hoozums, jiggly tits, titties like whoa