hit those tits like u hate 'em

m-m-m-m-mmy tittss .. they're v-v-v-vibrating!

oopth

Hillary, we think this is going a little too far.

Do these sunglasses make me look fat?

or is it my giant Winnebago hoo-ha jugg-a-luggs that do?
Yeah, I think it's the sunglasses too.

Mimi's New Years was a huge bust.

Do You Wanna Ride in my Mercedes, Boy?

Jennifer Juggs Hewitt

I know you are all ambivalent about youtube clips, but this one is a stitch.

It is a Mad TV spoof on Jennifer (g)Love Hewitt's "Ghost Whisperer."

The post should also be labeled: "The Boob Whisperer."

Aretha was on Emeril - OLD NOAH POST

While Noah is away on vacay, I thought it would be fun to use some of his old posts on the blog. Kind of a "BEST OF" if you will, and I know most of you will.



I LOVE FoodTV. I cant get enough. Ray-ray, check. Tyler, check. The bouncy cheap Jew, check. Ina "chunky-toes" Garten, check. The crazy blonde bitch with the low titties that uses ranch packets in every recipe, check. Paula "two stee-ucks uf buhtter", check. I could watch Unwrapped all fucking day. Yeah, I dropped the f-bomb, jealous? I love them all. Except Emeril. I just find his machismo and bamming grating. Howeves, Aretha Franklin was on last night and he made her pork chops slathered with herbed cheese and some kind of gravy thing... I wasn't listening. I was watching Aretha pack down the food. Then, THEN!, she was asked to fix her famous peach cobbler and got up from her chops, but continued chewing on a hunk of pork for the entire peach cobbler demo. Just swallow your food bitch..Er, i mean, Queen of Soul.

We Are Those Lucky Bitches

French and Saunders at their best playing Jackie and Joan Collins.

It is a longer clip but watch it. And ignore the subtitles. They are a scream. And it is funny from beginning to end.

Thanks to Chris for this vid-jo.

Oscar Watch: Melismathon unwittingly turns into Shriek Contest

clean off your forehead, hypocrate

I saw 80 jillian Trixies today with dirty foreheads.

Great great, you are such a good Christian. Lets flashback to last night.

Recap From Last Night's Show

1.)a lot of whores' boobs jiggled

2.)a whore got a Mercedes

3.)a whore got a recording deal

4.)the daughters of whores are whores

Who's Hotter?

The Old Bitch from "Titanic"

The Old Bitch from "The Wedding Singer"

Tell me how to McPheal about:

Katherine Mcphee??



I like that she's tall and has really broad shoulders (see: Jessica Biel). But that's about the extent of my knowledge of her.