Saturday, September 29, 2007

Smelt it, Dealt it!

There’s a stink brewing on behind the scenes of Tom Cruise’s WWII flick, Valkyrie.

…Tom Cruise, had asked that everyone working on the film observe one minute of silence in honor of the heroes of war they were about to portray.

When, during the minute, someone passed gas, Cruise stormed off the set in a rage, and he is now on a hunt to have the unknown fartmonger fired.

The crew recorded the moment of silence and Cruise wants to review the tape to find the gaseous culprit. Obviously this man has too much time on his hands.

Guess he isn’t a long-time listerner/first-time caller on the PNS Explosion or else he'd truly know the joy (Behar) of farts.

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Friday, September 28, 2007

Who does he look like...?

In case you can't read it, here's the list: Clark Gable, Tony Danza, Charles Bronson, Mark Webber, Heinrich Schliemann, Cat Stevens, Gregory Hines and Francois Truffaut.

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Monday, September 24, 2007

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Hot or not?

Seriously, he's kind of cute.


Saturday, September 22, 2007

Silver and Ho's

Cycle 9 of America's Next Top Model totally snuck up on me. I watched the first episode on the Love Boat where they skimmed off the fat and wound up with the final 13. Please Tyra, don't sing ever again. None of them have really wowed me at this point. I think the hunchback is great, that one black chick is gonna cut a bitch for sure and what the hell is a skinny plus size model?? But I know this show will not disappoint me. Work it ladies!

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Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Is This Their Senior Picture?

Reebs and Kel-Kel - BFF's

I saw this pic on the cover of USATurday and fell in love with it instantly. I know some of you hate Reebs cuz she is a Republicunt, but I kinda can't take my eyes off of her. And I think it is so smart for Kel-Kel to join forces with Reebs. They sing "Because of You" on Reba's new duets album and it has already risen to #2 on the Country Charts.


Tuesday, September 18, 2007

PNSexplosion Got Some Love from Towleroad

Andy Towle of Towleroad

He put the vid-jo montage that Noah made with Greer Childers on his website.

Take a looksie at the link HERE. We are part of montage with Rudy Guiliani, Kathy Griffin, and For(Mika). Nice company, huh?

PRETTY PLEASE leave a comment on Towleroad's site about how much you love the PNSexplosion vid-jo.


Now I Have Something to Wear on Casual Fridays

Rob and Doug "gifted" me with these from their trip to San Francisco.


Did Someone Say My Name?

This is Cher Zinger at the VMA's - doing what she does best. DEEP THROATIN'.
Class Act.
I got the pic from FourFour's VH1 blog.

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Oreo Pizza Moustache

Are you kidding me?! Barb does it again! First Fudg'ins and now THIS! No doubt she had help coming up with this genius idea from Bev and Beb. What do YOU think she'll think of next...?

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Monday, September 17, 2007

Huzzah! My Fave Show Won An Emmy

This was the highlight of the Emmy's last night. A well-deserved award for best comedy. If you haven't seen it yet -- GET TO IT! It is heaven-sent.


Looks Like She Should Have Won a Golden Globe(s)

Really, Emmy voters. This was the breast in the Supporting Actress category. By the looks of the pic, she has got 'em supported.
I agree with you, Rob, she is worthless.



Talk about playing dirty. (rim shot)
Our friend Doug got this pic off of (cum)Towleroad.

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Saturday, September 15, 2007


*(with farts)

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Friday, September 14, 2007


I got this vid-jo from Towleroad and it tickles me. It is Tyra giving Brit Brit a piece of her mind.

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Thursday, September 13, 2007

Take It To Katrina? Does She Think That Is A Person?

I got this info from -- detailing an interview of Avril Lavigne in Q Magazine.

"People love me and people hate me, but I'm comfortable in my own skin and that's what counts," avows the ersatz punk princess (via Us Weekly). "And anyway, if you do hate me, you're the loser, not me."

Avril's unique version of the I'm-rubber-you're-glue philosophy will probably prompt her to label oodles of people "losers" after they read the interview, in which she discusses her altruism ("I am a very giving person. When the hurricane thing happened I went to my closet, filled six boxes of stuff and said to my assistant, 'Take it to Katrina!' I also like to give stuff to people who are my 'workers,' especially if they don't make much money") and her belief system ("I'm not particularly religious, but I am spiritual. What kind? Feng shui, mostly, and energy. I'm good at picking up people's energy, like I'm receptive or something").

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Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Jesus Can Suck It

Upon hearing all the brou-ha-ha surrounding Kathy Griffin's Emmy acceptance speech, I decided to write her a little note - which I sent via her website.
It reads:
"Kathy and Company:

Congrats on the Emmy (the award, not the plus-sized model). And kudos to your award speech. Kathy, I love how you take the air out of so many "revered" things. It is a joy.

And you are right about your comments about Jesus. The only thing Jesus did was take the wheel from Carrie Underwood on that icy, stormy night. Other than that -- ZILCH.

Kathy and crew -- keep up the good fight.

xoxo, Patrick"


Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Speaking of Another National Tragedy

Did anyone see Liza singing at the U.S. Open? It was like watching a building burn to the ground. I love Liza. Don't get me wrong. But girlfriend has not been kind to the vocal cords. But she did make up for the voice with a lil raz-ma-taz.
If you have the vid-jo, please send our way.

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I'd Like to See These Twin Towers Go Down

This was snapped by our good friend, David.

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DROP IT ALREADY (no? pun intended)

Seriously happened six years ago! What about all of the people in Darfur that we have forgotten? Or how about the tens of thousands of innocent Iraqis who have died for no reason? Where is the special day and moment of silence for them?! I really think it's time to move on. I mean, no disrespect to those who died, of course....but really? Six years later we have to spend the whole day observing one moment of silence after the next? We get it, people died and it was horrible.

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Monday, September 10, 2007

Seep-seeps nie-nie

She looks like a lost little girl. Don't worry though, she's setting herself up for a huge comeback!! Right??!

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Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Buck Yeah!

This is how old I am. I loved watching Gil Gerard in Buck Rogers In The 25th Century when I was a kid. I just bought the series box set for $19.99. I couldn't pass it up. The show is a spectacularly cheesy rip off of Battlestar Galactica which, of course, was a rip off of Star Wars. But seriously, Season One had guest appearances from Markie Post and Gary Coleman. And I simply cannot resist a swashbuckling spaceman in tight pants and a hairy chest.

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All I Want for Christmas Are My Two Front Teeth

But I got this instead. To which store does one return this gift?
Nate, thanks for a lil Xmas in September.

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Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Jerry Lewis Drops "F" Bomb on TV

And he drops a Stink Bomb in his depends.

Story HERE

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Fun picture of me, Pat and Rob at Market Days

Gosh summer flies by!

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Monday, September 03, 2007

This is Currently on My Bed-Side Table

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