Showgirls 2!

First Kim "Hair-Dump" Kolciak's hit single Tardy for the Party, and now news of a Showgirls sequel. Thankee Jeebus! The movie is going to be called Showgirls 2: Story of Hope. If you are a Showgirls gourmand like moi, you'll remember Hope from the first time we see the Cheetah strip club. After a quick rundown with HR about pensions and benefits, Hope is thrust into the sticky floors of the Cheetah and shows her business (I'm talking downtown). The sequel is all about Hope as she avenges her brother's death due to tainted coke in Frankfurt Germany. I'm so happy I'm not making that up!
http://www.moviehole.net/200920957-riffel-back-for-showgirls-2

The Lost Bea Arthur Version of Showgirls...

too soon?

Showgirls*

*(with farts)