Tuesday, February 28, 2006

If he don't make you gay...

...click on the photo above!

Happy Fat Tuesday!

Basic Instinct Too: 'lectric c*nt

Im not even being ironic here-- IM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS MOVIE!!!!

hammered shit!:

This is how I sit at work:

I guess she's getting did in the butt here:

Anna Nicole: Supreme Court or Bust

Anna Nicole is going to the Supreme Court. Here are some of her key positions in the case:

Position A:

Position B:

Also, PNS Explosion got a glimpse of her outfit for the first day of hearings:

Eat your heart our Ruth Bader Ginsberg!

The Muff Sisters

Haylie and Hilary at Nascar.

Which is the mother, which is the horse?

Monday, February 27, 2006

Lisa Marie Got Married for the 4th Time

But that is not as shocking as her mother's plastic surgery.

Celebrity Fit Club's New Cast

I am so tickled that Lisa Whelchel will be there.

Dude Looks Like A Lady

Whoa, Sandy Baby!

Smoky Mountains

What decade was this photo taken in?

I was flipping thru the channels the other day and stumbled upon an E! Hollywood True Story about her. I was hooked for the entire hour.

Friday, February 24, 2006

Winona Ryder

Help me, Americ-nts! I can't tell if I like these pics of Nonesy or not. They are for an upcoming magazine article on Ms. Ryder.

Sometimes, I miss her. Things have not been the same since she got caught with her hand in the cookie jar.

PNS Explosion Book Club Pick

We are so excited to share this wonderful book with our listeners.

Some of things you will learn:

-How to pick a shank of lamb clean off its bone in one breath.

-How to milk corporations and other businesses to pay for your wedding.

-How to marry a gay man and make it legal.

Run, don't walk, to pick up this classic. Cuz Star is your mo fo!

Jennifer Coolidge

You know her. The gal from the "Legally Blonde" movies and the Christopher Guest films.

I love her so hard -- even when she does shit like "Date Movie." These pics were taken at the premiere of that film.

She even is decent on "Joey," and we know what a shit sammy that is/was.

Thursday, February 23, 2006

Is that your Spiderman branded controller, or are you just happy to see me?

Cute Dog!!

And that mut on the leash a'int too bad either.

Have you ever seen this lady??

Adrienne is so crazy. Her voice is like a chainsaw/dying goose and she is super rough when she spackles on her makeup on the QVC models. I can't keep my eyes off of her though, and before you know it you've watched an hour of her barking.

The House of De-Ria

Beyonce has some nerve wearing those white shorts.

Since the last two posts were fashion-themed, I thought I would throw in one more.

These pics of Beyonce and Mama-yonce are advertisements for their new fashion company - House of Derion.

More like House of Derrier (is that how it is spelled?)

I have a bad case of the ProjRuns.

I'm noticing a disturbing trend in the editing where they make something look all dramatic and crazy, and then you find out later that it wasn't really anything (i.e. where they made it look like Craptino was "caught" making fun of TimG). Boo! we like you ProjRun because you don't do those kind of things. Just be yourself.

Tour de Farce

And starring as the Cowardly Lion .... Tie Tie Banks

I Think She Is Leaking

I can't tell if she has pissed herself a bit. There is a weird woman's hair below her no-no zone -- which confuses everything.

Readers, does it look like she may have peed a lil' bit? What is that dark patch below her lady biznezz?

Rode Hard and Put Away Wet

Oh Whitney!

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Kid Icarus update

'member back when Devin surprised me with Kid Icarus? That was so sweet. That said, this game is the most fucking hard and frustrating game I've ever played, ever. The eggplant wizard turns you into an eggplant and you have to find the nurse and its so tedious and hard. ARG!

Another Great Shot of Noah

I don't care what anyone else says, I LOVE his new haircut.

Enough is Enough

Bitch, stop with the surgeries. The first cut was the deepest.

Goldie: Timeless

I just rediscovered this CD:

Goldie is a drum n' bass guy from the UK and totally used to diddle Bjork's puss. The cover is kind of scurry, but its soo good! Buy State of Mind for .99 at iTurds. I wish it was twice as long.

My Rascal

This is my ride. Jealous?

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Where My Chili Fries At?

Is she competing in a beauty pageant for 4-H?

Zelda turns 20 this year!

And holy shit I'm getting old. 'Member the Zelda rap?

Dancing With Her Lips

I could have said KNOCKERS, but her lips make me real angry.

I saw her on Larry King Live last night with the other losers from Dancing With the "Stars." She called Larry the wrong name -- "Jerry."

All that and brains too.

Joy Behar

I just went up to the guy who has the little food store in my building (AKA-- the Little Man) and I got some dorritos.. I mean um, er, an orange. The Little Man likes The View. When I got up there, Joy Behar was flapping her yap box like no one's biz. Seriously, could this woman be more shrill? She sounds like a leaf blower.

Best Buddies

And by Best Buddies, I mean the organization that pairs fully-functioning people with developmentally delayed adults.

Monday, February 20, 2006

It is time for a COOTERSLAM!

Hammered Shit

Ashlee Simpson as George Hamilton's Daughter

When will the Grim Reaper get Jennifer Jugs Hewitt?

What is up with this outfit? Is she filming a "Period Piece." I said period.


I am SO busy at work. For real real. It sucks. Because i'd rather be posting stuff like Tyne Daley's crazy lezbo exploits (she's a lesbian right?) and this:

Romeo is a 33 lb cat. That's so big you guys. Most huge cats don't get much bigger than 18 lbs. I want to spoon it.

Carrot Bottom

Don't get me wrong, I think Steven Seagal is yucky poo. But even he can't compete with Carrot Top's YUCK factor.

CT looks like Lil Orphan Annie on Prednisone.

Where in hell was this pic taken?

Sunday, February 19, 2006


P and S went out with some friends on Friday. We went out for drinks at minibar and headed over to Caesar's for Mexican. Oh, and we had some food too!

The pics were taken by David J.

Annie just realized that Patrick ripped one.

John [owner of minibar] and Patrick

David and Andy -- In Love?

Scott and David J

Rob checking out some of the local scenery.

Like Oh My God What! Ohmygodbecky!

The star of the show!

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