Friday, February 24, 2006

PNS Explosion Book Club Pick

We are so excited to share this wonderful book with our listeners.

Some of things you will learn:

-How to pick a shank of lamb clean off its bone in one breath.

-How to milk corporations and other businesses to pay for your wedding.

-How to marry a gay man and make it legal.

Run, don't walk, to pick up this classic. Cuz Star is your mo fo!


Anonymous gangrene said...

My favorite chapters:

Ch. 6 Not With My Man You Diin't

Ch. 11 Those Bitches At Work

Ch. 42 Eat Babies & Lose Weight!

12:47 PM  
Anonymous Lavert said...

Jesus! I haven't read something THIS juicy since Tia Carrera's tell-all autobiography, Do You Take Suger in Your Tia?

12:57 PM  
Blogger Bruce said...

I'm looking forward to the companion book by her husband, "Star Jones' Closet: Home Sweet Home."

1:54 PM  
Blogger Ben said...

-How to pick a shank of lamb clean off its bone in one breath.

I'm pretty sure I'm glad noone was around when I read this at work, because I would have looked pretty stupid. That is HI-larious. Oh, and the rest of it too, but the shank of lamb takes the cake....and Star eats it too.

6:40 PM  
Anonymous licoricepirate said...

*visualizes the starjones inhaling the lamb shank* lolololz ! xD ugh.

9:03 PM  
Blogger Matthew (ATL) said...

I can’t wait for her role in the upcoming sequel to the Godzilla movie! Godzilla vs. Starzilla! Her special battle power is queefing. One shudders to think of the aftermath from that ghastly battle!!

1:46 PM  
Blogger Patrick said...

It would be mensies. I mean messy.

1:09 PM  

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