Monday, December 31, 2007

Happy 2008!

How are you celebrating?


Friday, December 28, 2007

My New Tattoo: Part II

Okay, here it is and it's even gayer in color. This is after 3 hours today and I have about 5 or 6 more hours to go. By March 1, I will be done! Jealous?! Or are you just jealous of my overhanging belly and moobs?

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Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Merry Crystal-Methmas!

Saturday, December 22, 2007

all I want for XMas...

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

In Light of Recent News About Jamie Lynn's Pregnancy

Britney decides to one up her and become 9-months pregnant overnight.
Take that, Jamie Lynn. Can someone get her a cheese frenchy?


Britney, Put Down That Venti Frappacino

and call your sister.

God Damnit, Britney. I said put the fucking drink down and give your sister a call. NOW!

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Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Off to Florida!

Florida Evens.


Friday, December 14, 2007

God I love this.

Thanks Max B!


Thursday, December 13, 2007

Rob, Noah, and I Went to Law School

and opened our own business. lady business.
thanks to marc for this one.

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Wednesday, December 12, 2007

what's the 1st thing u notice in this pic?

Sunday, December 09, 2007

Mommy, Will You Take Me & My Girlfriend to White Castle?

Damnit, I love these photos of Cher and her sapphic lesbo angel. 

Where do you think they are heading off to?

Thanks to Susan & Ben for sliding these pics our way. 

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Friday, December 07, 2007

A special message from Michael Kors

"I mean, JESUS, its a little drab. A little M.O.B. mother of the bride. You know? OK, OK. Let me put it this way. Its like Peggy Lee on prednisone doing the pony on top of Bob Mackie's Three's Company Barbara MaDNDREL CHER DYNASTY CHERYL LAD!!" *head explodes*

Is that Janet Reno? Or her girlfriend?

Oh, my bad! That's Kyle McLachlan. My friend Kelly sent me a link to this blog: Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians. Hilarious! One of the standouts is Bruce Jenner (click "older posts" and look at the Nov. 25 post).

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Wednesday, December 05, 2007

(Sledge) Hammered Sh*t

NSFW: God I'm a Wh*re!

I cannot believe that the PNS boys had nothing to do with this! It sound like something they would put together. My favorite line is " tastes funny, like hot dogs and honey, with a splash of sardiiiines!".

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

I am not just a nitwit

God I love Hermie so hard! I wish I had his hair.

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Monday, December 03, 2007

My Birthday in One Picture

Thank you, David J, for capturing this shot.

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If you liked Two Girls One Cup

You'll love 2girls1finger.


Sunday, December 02, 2007

Gyne Buffet

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