A special message from Michael Kors

"I mean, JESUS, its a little drab. A little M.O.B. mother of the bride. You know? OK, OK. Let me put it this way. Its like Peggy Lee on prednisone doing the pony on top of Bob Mackie's Three's Company Barbara MaDNDREL CHER DYNASTY CHERYL LAD!!" *head explodes*