Wednesday, December 05, 2007

(Sledge) Hammered Sh*t


Anonymous Patrick said...

it is a hard one. they both have seen the business end of the surgeon's scalpel. and not a very good business end. kind of like dress barn kind of business end.

my vote is always gonna be for van ark. she looks like she just got back from the malibu fires.

whoa babes.

6:51 PM  
Blogger David Evans said...

yikes! whitney gilbert's face looks like a leather bag!

and joan van look like Alexis 20 years...after she OD's on drugs...and her body is left to a seedy really nasty

i ran outta stuff. but yeah. Joan Van Ark, wins the "you look like hell" award.

9:01 PM  
Blogger Luke (sexyer1) said...

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9:14 PM  
Blogger Luke (sexyer1) said...

Um, I was thinking Steven "Cojo" Cojocaru (fashion correspondent for Entertainment Tonight)?

9:17 PM  
Anonymous Jay said...

pst, Jasmine. Your secret is showing.

10:13 PM  
Anonymous licoricepirate said...

#1 is just hell-fucked! :'(

10:27 PM  
Anonymous HMDWL Sara said...

Jasmine Guy's mother was my English teacher in high school.

Just thought you might enjoy that tidbit of trivia.

11:28 PM  
Anonymous Eric said...

I just checked out those Cojo pics and WOW is that chick wrecked. I didn't know Chas"titty" Bono was that tall.

10:31 AM  
Blogger Dav.d said...

Not only did they get bad plastic surgery, they put their make-up on in the dark. And instead of make-up I think they used chalk and crayons.

11:06 AM  
Anonymous Schteve said...

HOLY CRAP, someone cue up the photo of the crypt keeper. Seriously,what what!

11:54 AM  
Blogger jonathan said...

it's too sad about JvA

I LOVED "Knots Landing"...she was always a 'little flower' and at the last? most recent? reunion REALLY showed


1:09 PM  
Blogger Noah said...

why is JVA's face all moist?

1:31 PM  
Blogger Bjorn said...

I say the crazy looking white pile of dried up dog shit in photo number 1. Good lord even the before and after picks look like a man. Where is alexis arquette when we need a real woman.

Jesus christ I am so glad I am not straight when I saw the blond bitches photo.

off to sew up another prolypsed adventure

2:01 PM  
Blogger maxinweho said...

Scary thing: Joan Van Ark is 64. Jasmine Guy is only 45. Maybe she just has scurvy or something,

But, yeah, JVA loses...whatever.

3:21 PM  
Blogger Anders said...

That's Joan Van Ark?! I thought it was Steven Cojocaru! Joan gets my vote. Even I've looked better in drag...

3:24 PM  
Blogger jonathan said...

This just in....(from the fansite...


Friday, 30 November 2007
The queens of eighties mega series, "Knots Landing" - Joan Van Ark and Donna Mills - filmed their guest spots on FX hit "Nip/Tuck" this week.

Hollywood reporter Janet Charlton writes that the two made work for hair, makeup and the lighting department.

Said Janet: "There was endless hair and makeup preparation, and a setsider noted that the only things rail-thin Joan consumed all day were several glasses of water with honey and one banana. But most frustrating was the fact that it took FOUR hours to light Joan to her complete satisfaction. That's longer than it takes to have a facelift AND liposuction."

also...if you are a fan...sign the petition to get season 2 released on DVD...and you can see how they all looked in the 80's.....

7:45 AM  
Anonymous Phyllis Diller said...

Oh, what happened to Jasmine Guy? She used to look good back on It's a Different World. Although, she was annoying as sand in the vasoline. But my vote is for Joan van Ark. Her face looks like chewed bubble gum.

1:02 AM  

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