My Night of a 1,000 Random Reality Stars

Last night, my friend Bill and I stopped over at a bar in Boystown called "Halsted's." We had invites to attend a party there promoting a new TV show called "In the Loop." By the look of the crowd, it should be renamed "In the Butt." Maybe that is what PNS will be called when we make it big. But I got some pics with some of the reality-star celebs in the hizzy. Enjoy!

Dale (from "Top Chef") and me

Bill Rancic from "The Apprentice"

He had to leave early to go pick up his wife - Guiliana DEPENDSIES from the airport. So I couldn't get a pic with him.

Jamie Blyth of "The Bachelorette"

He can bachelor my rette all night long. I took tons of photos of his butt.

Me, Brice Cooper(from "Design on a Dime"), and Rex (nice nipple ring!)

BTW - Brice Cooper was sweet and so darn adorable.

Kim Coles of "Living Single" and me. Huh?


Chicago's Foremost Entertainer -- Miss Foozie. Look at those pineapples!