My Night of a 1,000 Random Reality Stars

Last night, my friend Bill and I stopped over at a bar in Boystown called "Halsted's." We had invites to attend a party there promoting a new TV show called "In the Loop." By the look of the crowd, it should be renamed "In the Butt." Maybe that is what PNS will be called when we make it big. But I got some pics with some of the reality-star celebs in the hizzy. Enjoy!

Dale (from "Top Chef") and me

Bill Rancic from "The Apprentice"

He had to leave early to go pick up his wife - Guiliana DEPENDSIES from the airport. So I couldn't get a pic with him.

Jamie Blyth of "The Bachelorette"

He can bachelor my rette all night long. I took tons of photos of his butt.

Me, Brice Cooper(from "Design on a Dime"), and Rex (nice nipple ring!)

BTW - Brice Cooper was sweet and so darn adorable.

Kim Coles of "Living Single" and me. Huh?


Chicago's Foremost Entertainer -- Miss Foozie. Look at those pineapples!

What Corner of Hell is This?

I don't even know where to begin with this picture. I saw it in People Magazine and knew I had to put it on the blog. Barbra posing in her nighty. That damn dog. You know it gets treated better than any of us ever will. Poor James Brolin -- relegated to the back row. Eddie Murphy and his tranny. And Rhea "f'ing" Perlman. Carla Tortelli -- You have come a long way, baby.

There is so much more to be said about this photo. Your thoughts on the picture....

Really, He Doesn't Think We Think He's Gay... Really?

This is a short clip of Clay Aiken singing "Sexy Back." Yes, you read correctly. The obvious thing in this vid-jo is his queerness. But I think the more important thing to ponder is that he is still getting paid to perform. Was this vid-jo shot in a food court?

Thanks to Steven for sending this nugget to us.

Caption This - Pretty Please

What is going on in this pic?

Thanks to Ric for this photo

Good God Almighty

CLAY - Come out of the closet. Everyone knows you are gay.

Including dead people.