Open letter to the straight community. And to all Claymates.

We have thought it over.
You can keep him.
We decided we don't want him... he's a liar and a denier.
No thanks.

PNSexplosion and Pride

I know this video is a couple months after the fact, but I thought it would be a nice post because it has our friend Brad in it. He was just on the last show and will be on the next.

And I love the shot of champagne cascading down Noah's tunties.

You know what really gets me hard???

Sponge Bob Square Pants Porn.

Really, He Doesn't Think We Think He's Gay... Really?

This is a short clip of Clay Aiken singing "Sexy Back." Yes, you read correctly. The obvious thing in this vid-jo is his queerness. But I think the more important thing to ponder is that he is still getting paid to perform. Was this vid-jo shot in a food court?

Thanks to Steven for sending this nugget to us.

It Looks Like Clay Aiken Is Going Thru the Change

Seriously -- when did Clay become an "F2M?" Those whiskers look fake. Get it together, man. I mean, woman. Oh, I don't know what it is.

Thank you, David J, for this pic.

Yes, I'd Like To Order Some Fudge-ems.

We are taping (our butt cheeks) tonight. So call us.

You know you want to do it. Call the cumm-ent line (206-888-GAYZ) or skype us(PNSexplosion).

Sometime after 7.

baby steps

Here's another superbowl commercial:


I can't wait for next year's Mountain Dew commercial featuring a duo snowboarding extreme sports style, who, after a wacky series of pratfall events end up having full-on anal.