This just in from CNN: Joaquin Phoenix: I'm done with movies.

This just in from the rest of the world: Who cares.
Good luck with your "music career"

Open letter to the straight community. And to all Claymates.

We have thought it over.
You can keep him.
We decided we don't want him... he's a liar and a denier.
No thanks.

Jumper (bones)

I just saw Jumper. Starring Sisqo. I mean Samuel L Jackson.