Jumper (bones)
I just saw Jumper. Starring Sisqo. I mean Samuel L Jackson.
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TOTES! I saw it this past Saturday and I could not get past SMJ's Sisqo-Do (or should I say Don't). But the movie was pretty good.
God I wish I could do that. And not even to rob banks! What would YOU do if you could teleport anywhere, anytime?
I saw the movie to celebrate President's Day - I am voting Samuel Jackson as President.
And teleportation may trump invisibility and flying. Sorry, Patrick, I know you like the power of invisibility.
Hmmm, if I could teleport anywhere, anytime?? Hmmmm. First, I would teleport back in time before the credits started to the theater where I first saw this shit sammie. Then, I would teleport to director Doug Liman's home and fuck him hard in the A with Aaron Neville's beercan cock until he promised to make good movies again. Then I'd shit in his eyeholes for giggles.
ouch, max in weho. that smarts. (elizabeth smarts).
i want to control people with out a hitch.
p.s. that trumps being invisible, flying and reading minds.
-aleavi
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