Are these two the new stars of "A Shot at Love?"

You know they would make Tila Tequila look like a nun. Filthy, filthy, filthy.

This just in from CNN: Joaquin Phoenix: I'm done with movies.

This just in from the rest of the world: Who cares.
Good luck with your "music career"

Scissor Me Timbers

Thanks to Todd for the short clip from South Park. Brills!

Too Much Scissoring?

Ellen DeGeneres, who injured her back over the weekend, is hosting her syndicated talk show from a hospital bed on the set.

DeGeneres said she "tore a ligament and did something to something else" on Sunday when leaning over to pick up her dog in her kitchen, and, as a result, isn't able to "sit, to move or to do anything."

And by anything, she means install Elfa shelving in every closet in her house.

Wondering where the lesbian action is? Here’s where the gay girls are playing

Real subtle, Chicago Tribune. The title of this post was an actual headline in the newspaper this morning. Actual story HERE.

The story's purpose was to list bars that were lezzie-friendly in Chicago -- which is progressive and junk. But with a headline and pic like the one above, it just gave boners to all the straight guys. I know lesbians come in all shapes and colors, but these gals above are definitely in the minority at these events.

I suggest that the newspaper uses images that better represent the lesbian community. Like the ones below.

Like this one

Or this one

Or this one (woops this one just slipped in there)

And When I Say "It," I Mean "Tit"

Sarah Silverman thinking she is a lesbian. Short clip. I pinky-swear that you will love it.