Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Too Much Scissoring?



Ellen DeGeneres, who injured her back over the weekend, is hosting her syndicated talk show from a hospital bed on the set.

DeGeneres said she "tore a ligament and did something to something else" on Sunday when leaning over to pick up her dog in her kitchen, and, as a result, isn't able to "sit, to move or to do anything."

And by anything, she means install Elfa shelving in every closet in her house.

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Anonymous Ellen said...

Oh Beeerb! Beeerb! Come here Berrb and fluff my pillow! Fluff it Berrrb! Can you check my tampon Beeerrb? I think it needs a-changin' Beeeerb. Oh and Beeerrrrb while you're down there, I need ya to change my BEDPAN BEEERRRRB!!! Ohhh Beeerrb the pan's so cold BEERRRB warm it up first for me before you put it under my ass! Got that Beeerrb???

3:33 PM  
Anonymous Portia De Rossi said...

Finally, I can sneak out for that man-meat I've been gagging for.

11:41 AM  
Anonymous Anne Heche - Star of "Men in Trees" said...

do you think she will take me back?

12:03 PM  

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