Too Much Scissoring?
Ellen DeGeneres, who injured her back over the weekend, is hosting her syndicated talk show from a hospital bed on the set.
DeGeneres said she "tore a ligament and did something to something else" on Sunday when leaning over to pick up her dog in her kitchen, and, as a result, isn't able to "sit, to move or to do anything."
And by anything, she means install Elfa shelving in every closet in her house.
Labels: lez ye be judged
posted by Patrick at 5/02/2007 02:13:00 PM
3 Comments:
Oh Beeerb! Beeerb! Come here Berrb and fluff my pillow! Fluff it Berrrb! Can you check my tampon Beeerrb? I think it needs a-changin' Beeeerb. Oh and Beeerrrrb while you're down there, I need ya to change my BEDPAN BEEERRRRB!!! Ohhh Beeerrb the pan's so cold BEERRRB warm it up first for me before you put it under my ass! Got that Beeerrb???
Finally, I can sneak out for that man-meat I've been gagging for.
do you think she will take me back?
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