Monday, April 28, 2008

The Full Brunch Vidjo



Dorthea is here babies. Enjoy

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Sunday, April 27, 2008

Cindy McCain's Beauty Secrets...

on the next PNSexplosion.


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Friday, April 25, 2008

An 80's Star That I Would Love to See Pop Up On Reality TV

MOMMA!? I'm ready to play'un mah wed'n!

Mamma WRITE THIS DAY'OWN! Here, use this-here Troll PEN! THE TROLL PEY'UN MOMMA! OK! Reddy!? MAH WED'N'S GUNNA BE GARFIELD THEMED y'all! I need them mylar balloons of Odie, and a bunch of Chinette for the Stouffer's lasagna, some Mad DOG 20/20, and Deepeyunds for mee-maw Bar! I hate mundeez!



But seriously, doesn't she look like George W in drag?

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Thursday, April 24, 2008

Fergie sharts another "hit".

What'd you just call me?





(Yes, that's me with Tiggah, around 1996...damn, I was skinny!)


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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

For boo, apparently.

Tracey Ullman As Cameron Diaz



The impersonation is not spot-on, but I love some of the lines in this vid-joe.

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Is That A Banana In Your Shoe or...


are you just happy to see me?

This pic was sent by Straight Girl Heather -- the gal who moonlights as a model in foot fetish vid-joes. She talked about the banana in the shoe bit on our show last week.

And here is a pic of it.

Makes me wanna have a Banana's Foster real bad.

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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Isn't There A War or Something Going on in Iraq?


I'm just askin' and junk.

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Jason and Jar Jar Castro on American Idol


Okay, I fully admit I did not come up with this comparison. I saw it on TV, but SERIOUSLY...can you tell them apart?!? I cannot wait for this one to get the boot.

Monday, April 21, 2008

'sup

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Pope Benedict Closes US Visit With Big Dance Number

Oh, and Pope, just one more thing: Love your dress!

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Friday, April 18, 2008

Bush/Cheney orders Extraordinary Rendition of Obama to Flavor Country

Has MDolla gone batsh*t crazy?!?

Has she finally lost it? And is that Lourdes' toy vacuum cleaner? I can't believe she doesn't have a Dyson.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

I'd love to spoon this

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Happy Tax Day!



40% of your taxes funded the Iraq war!**

40 fucking percent!

**update: that would be ALL military endeavors past and present, but it still makes me nauseated.

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Monday, April 14, 2008

We get it, you like a good foam party like all of us.

Hillary, we think this is going a little too far.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Hillary Does Jager-Bombs at McGillicooters


click to make the pic bigger

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Thursday, April 10, 2008

My Puss

This would be better only if it was called "My Cooze". I lurve M-Cho's crazy short dykey spikey hair. And the hair on her head is pretty crazy, too!

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Caption This!


I was trying to find a funny pic to post to talk about Rob's performance in "Carousel" -- which was amazing. And somehow I stumbled upon this pic. It always comes back to Tyne Daly for me.
Please tell me -- WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS PHOTO?

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My New Tattoo: THE FINALE

Okay, I promise this is it for my damn tattoo. After 13.5 hours, it's finally done. The newest parts are the hummingbird and lilacs on the underside of my arm (ouch!) and a firefly at the top of my shoulder.

I truly appreciate all the suggestions, but there wasn't enough room for:
• Two guys barebacking and felching
• Unicorns
• Penises
• Glitter (the tattoo artist ran out of it)

Here's the before:

And here's the after:

Finger Guns Lynndie style

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Finger gun!



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Monday, April 07, 2008

I Think I May Have Drank Too Much This Weekend


I am feeling a little puffy.

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Sunday, April 06, 2008

PNSexplosion Be-Hyna The Scenes

video

This is a lil vid-joe I captured on my camera a couple months ago after we taped a show. It is like Oprah's After-Show (but less dikey.) And it must be Xmas because we are opening some gifts from listeners.

Stay tuned for the Gyne-Daly shot at the end. It is worf it.

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Thursday, April 03, 2008

Do these sunglasses make me look fat?


or is it my giant Winnebago hoo-ha jugg-a-luggs that do?
Yeah, I think it's the sunglasses too.

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Wednesday, April 02, 2008

I Think I Know What I Am Gonna Get Noah for His Birthday

a Mansy.
Thanks to Michael Scharber for this pic.

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Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Who's excited for the Sex in the City movie?!

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