MOMMA!? I'm ready to play'un mah wed'n!

Mamma WRITE THIS DAY'OWN! Here, use this-here Troll PEN! THE TROLL PEY'UN MOMMA! OK! Reddy!? MAH WED'N'S GUNNA BE GARFIELD THEMED y'all! I need them mylar balloons of Odie, and a bunch of Chinette for the Stouffer's lasagna, some Mad DOG 20/20, and Deepeyunds for mee-maw Bar! I hate mundeez!



But seriously, doesn't she look like George W in drag?

Happy Tax Day!

40% of your taxes funded the Iraq war!**

40 fucking percent!

**update: that would be ALL military endeavors past and present, but it still makes me nauseated.