Sunday, December 31, 2006

Happy New Queer!

2007 in the hizzy wha wha!

Devin and I are at a party and we couldn't remember what we did last year, so I looked up boomtacular archives to figure it out. We pieced it togethor but it was kinda hard. So, just in case, Noah of the future, you are looking at this, we are at Charlie's drinking margaritas with a make-your-own-taco bar. We are about to do a tequilla shot. Fergalicious is on the stereo. t-t-t-tasty TASTY!

Saturday, December 30, 2006

Looking at this picture of Tommy Lee makes me want to have a hotdog, real bad.

Thursday, December 28, 2006

Aaron Neville Megaphone

This clip is reminiscent of Noah's impersonation of Aaron Neville - which he also did through a megaphone. I swear that we have never seen this clip before. It is eerie that the impersonation is so similar.

Thanks Eric C. for this one.

Here is Another Magazine I Stumbled Across at the 7-11

Some articles of interest in the current issue:

-"Prom Dresses That Will Get You Raped"

-"How To Give a Mean BJ under Piles of Chiffon."

-"Mystic Tanning: Look Mestizo in 3 Sessions."


Looking at that pic of Samantha Fox below makes me want...

Some pepperoni real bad. And I am a vegetarian.
Seriously, look at those tender roni's

Do yourself a favor...

...and Google image Samantha Fox. The inspiration came from the Lita Ford posting. She gives Silver Dollar Tits a run for her money.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

In Honor Of Gerald Ford's passing...

I am gonna post a pic of his daughter - Lita Ford. I wonder if she will perform at his funeral.

Dick in a Box

Missed you all over Xmas. So here is my gift to you -- a Dick in a Box.

Watch before it gets yanked by NBC.

Thursday, December 21, 2006


It is Xmas time. And you know what that means. People giving you baskets full of SHIT. They always have the requisite holiday stuff: chocolates, crackers, nuts (honk), hickory farm sausage (double honk).

They are kind of gross and a waste of food and wicker - IMO. But I guess I could be an A-hole.

It Cleans My Business...My Lady Business

God, I Want A Glass of Champagne Real Bad

I was strolling thru the 7-11 magazine rack and found this magazine.

Just when I thought I hated Donald Trump, he goes and has magazine with a cover like this one.

Nothing like a champagne flute betwixt some hoosums to exude class. Well played, Donald. Well played.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Mommy, Please Get Me The "If I Could Turn Back Time" Doll For Xmas

Monday, December 18, 2006

Part of a "good" breakfast.

I totally 'member this commercial. Even though I was 6 or 7, the Fosse-esque choreography really spoke to me.

I was never into really sugary candy cereals. The sweetest I liked was honey-nut cheerios. I think it was the nasty marshmallows that get all slimey with the milk. Devin LOVED sugar cereals. He told me that when he was little, he would pick out all the cereal and at the end of the box eat a whole bowl of just marshmallows.
Does anyone 'member OJ Cereal. Not Simpson. The juice. Nasty orange juice flavored O's and milk. My brother loved it, but I OD'ed on it and threw up and the thought of it makes me shudder to this day.

Thursday, December 14, 2006

I think we just found Barb's friend

And its Sandi Patti. Alls I'm gonna say is, there is so much to love about this clip.

Big shout out to refined sugar and flour for the huge pendulous tits and diabetic feet!

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

What kind of livestock do they have at these farms?

This pic was sent in by SUSIE SISSON. This is her cousing Libby.

Do you think Ms. Towers runs this farm?

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Muffin Top

This clip is from "30 Rock." Jane Krakowski's character has a hit song in Israel and Belgium called "Muffin Top." She begs to be able to perform it on the show and this is the end result.

Stick with the show, people. There are so many great moments like this one. Listen to the lyrics. They are about her va-jay-jay!

Monday, December 11, 2006

I Don't Think I Dislike Amy Sedaris Anymore

I rented "Strangers With Candy-- The Movie" this weekend and LOVED it. What I loved more was her commentary -- along with Stephen Colbert and Paul Dinello -- during the movie.

And this pic -- it is something I would so do. Amputees BEWARE!

Please don't hate me for being so fickle about her. I may change my mind again. But for now, I like her.

Noah's "Wii Weekend" Gets Out of Hand

Sunday, December 10, 2006

So Devin and I watched Another Gay Movie

Good lord does the movie suck. I really wanted to love it when I saw the trailer (a gay movie making fun of straight and gay movie conventions, score!), but every single joke bombed. I mean, hard. I didn't even laugh when the effeminate guy had really bad diarrhea. And I LOVE diarrhrea jokes. Especially at the expense of faggots!
Anywho, I re-realized something though. In 20 years our dear Scotty:

Is going to look like Graham Norton:

Im cereal, they could be tote twinzies.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

What? Jealous?

Devin took a video of me playing Wii...

Thanks Rob!

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Really Heidi?!?

This is a video of Heidi Klum singing a song called "Wonderland." What? Are you kidding me?

It is so cut-shop. Chris Geiger sent it to me. And in his words:

"There's a part where it shows her in the studio singing andyou can't quite tell if she's reading the lyrics, reciting a grocery list or naming the survivors off of Schindler's List. It is hilarious."

Hilarious, indeed!

Scary Mary

Found this on Footage from Mary Poppins edited to look like a horror film... love it! I'm a HUGE fan of the original. I would really love the story to happen to me, only in my version its a hunky English manny that takes the Pink Line in and teaches me and Devin some discipline. SNAP! That job's a game.. haaay!

Monday, December 04, 2006 (with bonus What Does It Smell Like)

I've been tote ovary gossip blogs for a while now; I think I just got oversaturated between Gawker, Pink is the New, and Perez. I visited yesterday for shits and/or giggles and found this nasty picture of Perez flanked by Paris and Jenna Jameson.

You see in 'Merica you can be a tubby loser that posts pictures of someone's desicated pussy between fistfulls of ranch Doritos, call them a coke addled slut for good measure, and they STILL have to kiss your ass when they see you at a party lest you say something REALLY mean.
Jel much you axe? mm hm! Totes.

By the way, what do you guys think it smells like between those two?

Saturday, December 02, 2006

Its Pats birfday!!

And Britney's! Put on your birfday suits and wish him happy birthday.

a visit from Marc

Bestie since the 6th grade (6th grade people!!) Marc was here for a visit. He's the one who got married to the lovely and completely awsome Emily, and I was best man. That means, out of all the men at the wedding, I was the best.
Here's Marc, Devee, Me, and the kids before we busted out our DSs and played some hot Tetris action. Our dogs are so not photogenic, but trust me, they are soooo cute in person!

Dahlia takes a shining to Marc. Everytime he visits he ignites the fire in her loin(s) and she humps him. Here is Marc making his arm all sexy for her, mere seconds before she reached full orgasm. Its so cute when she lights a post coitus Laramie cigarette and enjoys that sweet Carolina flavor.

Me relaxing with my homies.

Miss Pixie

My bestie Sean sent me this.
When Hungarian girls arent slaving over giant cast iron stew pots filled with cabbage and paprika, they play with Miss Pixie. I love how the heads are mounted on long flesh colored tubes that wiggle while being styled. AAaaaaww! Miss Pixie!

Caption This

Thanks to Ken Berry for sending this to us. Tell us what you think is going on in this pic.

For real story, go HERE


Cuz of the snow storm yesterday, I stayed home from work. And watched a sh-tload of TV. I caught a bit of "Martin." One of my favorite characters -- SheNeNe - is from this show. I loved her attitude, her style, her dooky braids. I think a lil bit of StarKeesha is inspired by her. Enjoy the clip above.

Friday, December 01, 2006

From Our Most Recent Taping

Noah-see and Me!

Abortion Annie doing her ree-ree impersonation. THANK YOU!

Noah, Me, Scott and the dogs. Oh, and the booze too.

Look everybody -- Devin is not always asleep. He was awake and in rare form as he bowled on he and Noah's new Wii.

ALBUM COVER of THE WEEK - Vicki Lawrence. Look-- Cher is lurking in the background!

Gawd, I'm Gay!

I used to watch the opening to this obsessively when I was 10 years old. Dreaming of slipping on that cute little checkered skirt with the bow on the side...what an outfit for a date I thought. Oh, to have that cute boy kiss cheese.
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