Monday, December 04, 2006

Perezhilton.com (with bonus What Does It Smell Like)

I've been tote ovary gossip blogs for a while now; I think I just got oversaturated between Gawker, Pink is the New, and Perez. I visited Perezhilton.com yesterday for shits and/or giggles and found this nasty picture of Perez flanked by Paris and Jenna Jameson.



You see in 'Merica you can be a tubby loser that posts pictures of someone's desicated pussy between fistfulls of ranch Doritos, call them a coke addled slut for good measure, and they STILL have to kiss your ass when they see you at a party lest you say something REALLY mean.
Jel much you axe? mm hm! Totes.

By the way, what do you guys think it smells like between those two?

13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

But see, karma is a bitch. The dudes in a big lawsuit now for posting pics from other blogs on his shit page. 7.5 millions smackers.
http://www.dingorue.com/2006/12/02/celebrity-gossip-blogger-perez-hilton-sued/

9:46 AM  
Anonymous David J said...

Paris smells like "white diamonds" and funions, Perez smells like Drakkar Noir, 'tato skins and Merit Ultra lites. Jenna smells like cuntfunk.

9:52 AM  
Anonymous Patrick said...

paris - ta na na

perez - teidel sheidel

jenna - whisker biscuits

10:32 AM  
Anonymous Poon Tang Slang said...

I bet it smells like a shit load of Ugly.

12:37 PM  
Anonymous greg said...

combined together, the scent = drakkar noir.

1:08 PM  
Blogger Emerson said...

The PNS studio after a taping and a couple dutch ovens.

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1:12 PM  
Anonymous licoricepirate said...

oh it prolly just smells like crap + Paris's wonky eye.

whatever that smells like.

hottness ; ; the tails of my sperm cells are lashing already.

oh wait, i have no male bitz. :(

2:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

does despair and regret have an odor?

3:35 PM  
Anonymous Ricky B said...

Smells like left-over weinee juice I am sure....

6:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

smells like desperation with a hint of Julia Roberts

10:13 AM  
Anonymous kasher said...

The ghost of Yasmine Bleeth mixed with unresolved grade-school-peer-rejection. And with a sprinkle of clit juice.

9:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's Jenna Jameson? I thought that was Hilary Duff trying to look grown up. Doppelganger maybe?

9:35 AM  
Anonymous bunky said...

vaginal yeast with a hint of juicy fruit

2:48 PM  

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