Monday, December 04, 2006 (with bonus What Does It Smell Like)

I've been tote ovary gossip blogs for a while now; I think I just got oversaturated between Gawker, Pink is the New, and Perez. I visited yesterday for shits and/or giggles and found this nasty picture of Perez flanked by Paris and Jenna Jameson.

You see in 'Merica you can be a tubby loser that posts pictures of someone's desicated pussy between fistfulls of ranch Doritos, call them a coke addled slut for good measure, and they STILL have to kiss your ass when they see you at a party lest you say something REALLY mean.
Jel much you axe? mm hm! Totes.

By the way, what do you guys think it smells like between those two?


Anonymous Anonymous said...

But see, karma is a bitch. The dudes in a big lawsuit now for posting pics from other blogs on his shit page. 7.5 millions smackers.

9:46 AM  
Anonymous David J said...

Paris smells like "white diamonds" and funions, Perez smells like Drakkar Noir, 'tato skins and Merit Ultra lites. Jenna smells like cuntfunk.

9:52 AM  
Anonymous Patrick said...

paris - ta na na

perez - teidel sheidel

jenna - whisker biscuits

10:32 AM  
Anonymous Poon Tang Slang said...

I bet it smells like a shit load of Ugly.

12:37 PM  
Anonymous greg said...

combined together, the scent = drakkar noir.

1:08 PM  
Blogger Emerson said...

The PNS studio after a taping and a couple dutch ovens.


1:12 PM  
Anonymous licoricepirate said...

oh it prolly just smells like crap + Paris's wonky eye.

whatever that smells like.

hottness ; ; the tails of my sperm cells are lashing already.

oh wait, i have no male bitz. :(

2:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

does despair and regret have an odor?

3:35 PM  
Anonymous Ricky B said...

Smells like left-over weinee juice I am sure....

6:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

smells like desperation with a hint of Julia Roberts

10:13 AM  
Anonymous kasher said...

The ghost of Yasmine Bleeth mixed with unresolved grade-school-peer-rejection. And with a sprinkle of clit juice.

9:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's Jenna Jameson? I thought that was Hilary Duff trying to look grown up. Doppelganger maybe?

9:35 AM  
Anonymous bunky said...

vaginal yeast with a hint of juicy fruit

2:48 PM  

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