By littering their product on the shores of beaches across America, the Frito-Lay company is expecting to catch major celebrities to use in their upcoming commercials.
When asked about their tactic, a public relation representative of Frito-Lay left us with this comment: " We're particularly trying to reel in the big fishes of the B list. Star Jones, Roseanne, Rosie and if we're lucky, Mo'nique. Once they've washed ashore we can safely transport them to our studios where our specialized trainers can prepare them for their roles in commercials to be aired Summer 2007."
Perhaps Delta Burke hit an iceberg while taking a dip and one of her Frito-Lays tanks erupted... hopefully this will not be as big of a P.R. disaster for her as it was for Exxon.
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Looks like my dream I had after the red bull ran out my last LAN party.
Jesus! Fire Island is becoming so commercial.
Damn, Britney Spears sure does litter!
Looks like my fantasy vacation.
Barb...Barb...BARB......there are chips here for you....I brought you chips...OH BARB
Is this a shot from the annual Rosie O'Donnell Doritos walk-a-thon?
You mean the Ken Berry from Mama's Family? Wow....I love PNS fans!
Paris Brits went for a walk down the beach, and Paris' pelvic floor muscles relaxed for a bit.
By littering their product on the shores of beaches across America, the Frito-Lay company is expecting to catch major celebrities to use in their upcoming commercials.
When asked about their tactic, a public relation representative of Frito-Lay left us with this comment: " We're particularly trying to reel in the big fishes of the B list. Star Jones, Roseanne, Rosie and if we're lucky, Mo'nique. Once they've washed ashore we can safely transport them to our studios where our specialized trainers can prepare them for their roles in commercials to be aired Summer 2007."
Perhaps Delta Burke hit an iceberg while taking a dip and one of her Frito-Lays tanks erupted... hopefully this will not be as big of a P.R. disaster for her as it was for Exxon.
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