Thursday, December 14, 2006

I think we just found Barb's friend

And its Sandi Patti. Alls I'm gonna say is, there is so much to love about this clip.



Big shout out to refined sugar and flour for the huge pendulous tits and diabetic feet!

16 Comments:

Anonymous Bunky said...

Sandi Patti is trying to compete with amy grant for the title of most charitable adulteress, So she found herself a DOWNZ girl.

P.S. her voice has heard better days.

1:04 PM  
Anonymous Patti LaBelle said...

she hit notes that messed up my blood.

1:07 PM  
Anonymous Lane Bryant said...

More vibrato, Sandi! My god fearing friends like her a lot. She needs to walk... around the block... once a day. Not hard, fatty mc fatterstein.

Are downs people allowed to sign? That seems insulting.

1:31 PM  
Anonymous chromatic said...

Oh my stars, that woman is f-ing tone deaf. Several months ago Patrick talked about how Dolly Parton's method of singing was really just emoting while occasionally hitting a note. I think this woman went to the same school, but found herself in detention for most of the time.

1:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I tied to watch but, I just couldn't...I really couldn't. Jesus that is some crazy shit.Crazy.

2:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm so sad. Sandi used to be awesome (and for awhile she had lost a lot of weight - thanks, Jenny Craig!) but I see she's hitting the booze and crack and Cheez-nips again.
Her first rendition of "O Holy Night" is amazing. She's redone it and it's sucktastic but the original version is tops.

2:25 PM  
Anonymous Amy Grant said...

the only song she can sing now -- on key -- is "i feel like chicken tonight."

2:34 PM  
Blogger Ale said...

I love that her sidekick is a downsy who knows sign language. god this is priceless.

3:04 PM  
Anonymous AllAmerChad said...

Where to begin with this one!? LOL! OHMIGOD... this truly is a gem! (And the Mizfits). Good call on her being Barb's friend/coworker. BAARRRBBBB!

3:08 PM  
Anonymous licoricepirate said...

WTF !!!??

O___O

downz + warbly singing + fatties = no thanx.

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4:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I really don't think the downz girl is signing. Pretty sure that's just how she dances.

8:14 AM  
Blogger Ben said...

Wow what an amazing clip. She just keeps going and going like a fat energizer cow. I bet she had a tasty downzy snack afterwards. Screw rabbit-turding, lets go downzy-turding.

11:40 AM  
Anonymous downz girl said...

now you've just gone too far

2:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh my, we used to play her songs when I was in marching band!

5:02 PM  
Anonymous mandy Melson said...

ummm is this some sort of miracle?
this is the most brilliant thing i have ever seen.
seriously.

2:52 AM  
Blogger RcktMan Rick said...

OK Dr. Phil has always sucked ass badly... but has he really stooped to this kind of a low? Wow... this was so bad it was incredible. The awful singing. The downsy ASL interpretation (done in total shimmy style, mind you). And Sandi "Not Duncan" Patti singing the lamest version of "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" I've ever heard? It's priceless..

11:31 PM  

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