Thursday, March 30, 2006

Sharon Stone with Some Woman With "F'd" Up Hair

I seriously can not tell you what decade this is from....

Great Moments in Sharon Stone's History Part 2: 1985's King Solomon's Mines

God Damn! How much backlighting does one need?

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

ohmygod! Sharon Stone is Homeless

oh snap! an IM from a friend in LA--

What's OTT? I didn't have a chance to axe before she logged off.

(thanks D!)

Great Moments in Sharon Stone History: 1987's Police Academy 4

From this point on...

I will only be blogging about Sharron Stone and/or things Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction related, until the movie opens. Thanks for your patience and understanding during this time.

Check Out These Rotten Tomatoes

You know she didn't even know there was a camera taking her picture?

ooh, this doesn't look good.

Ms. Stone if you're nasty

Share-share was on the Today Show and I almost shrieked and slammed my head into the TV with joy. Lest you don't know-- she is absolutely BAT SHIT. It was so great. She of course had to answer the question why make a sequal with the obligitory, "well, the script was so good".... all with a straight face. She is a good actor!
So the movie comes out this weekend im so nervous and excited!! Will it be a trainwreck? or actually good? or just boring!? ?

P.S.- Her extensions looked assy-- its so obvious when white blonde girls have extensions. It looks stringy or something.

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

I Don't Even Have Words For This One

The Spew

You can dress these hens up, but they are still ready to claw each other's eyes out.

Did Meredith just catch a whiff of Elizabeth's wind? And I love how Grande (God) Dame BW is in the middle?

I know most people find Joy Behar grating, but she is my favorite one up there. She will cut a bitch if needed.

has Amanda's hair dresser gone blind too?

(picture taken from the awesome FourFour)

Remember when "Amblinda" placed her beads on her dresser in order to catch the house thief? They made her look absolutly bat-shit crazy in the first few weeks. In classic, manipulative ANTM style, they edited her to look nice for the second half of the season and she took amazing pictures and then booted her for basically no reason. Tyra doesn't want to hurt you, but you keep making her do it.

Chargenda pointed out that she looks like an assy Joan Cussack. Then I was all, "more like 'Joan AssCRACK'" and we had a hearty LOL over IM. Good times.

Monday, March 27, 2006

tooting my horn

... and that's not a euphemism. I mean, it is but I don't mean it in that way you sicko.

wow-- I never would've thought we'd crack the top 25, let alone be above Dawn and Drew. crazy!

My new favorite blog

The name of the site is called PostSecret. People write their secrets on postcards and send them into this blog.

It is a hoot. Take a look at the site yourself:

Teri Hatcher

Is this the Crypt Keeper's Mistress?

The Spawn Of Beelzebub

I am surprised that Lara Flynn's reflection actually appears.

Friday, March 24, 2006

God Damn!

We get it, Chloe! You are strange!

Thursday, March 23, 2006

The world has officially gone mad

"Why?" you say? Why not! I want to see her do whitney next.

Thanks to Adam!

Who Looks the Shittiest?

Courtney Love

Sally Kirkland

Melanie Griffith

This is Britney Giving Birf'

Click the above pic.

Cher Is Dating Satan

Whoa Babes. I so miss the Bagel Boy. Do you likey my new guy -- Beezelbub? He makes me look so pretty. God, I am so tie-tie.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006


Rob Lindly from Daily Purge sent this to me. The world some how didn't end when Cher, Tina Turner, and Kate Smith got togethor on one stage. Ok, I confess I didn't really know who Kate Smith was, but, it turns out after a belabored 5 second google search, she's the chick who sang God Bless America!(!!!) They sing a Beatles Medley. No I did not stutter. A Beatles fucking medley. Don't miss the "hilarity" when Art Carny dresses up as The Yellow Submarine. How did I not get pooped out as a flipper baby is beyond me... our parents generation was f'ed up!

Cher is so thin she's like a coathanger... I mean, this woman could've litterally been used to perform an abortion.

If you love the smell of Lunesta, you'll love....

Thank to Anders for this one!

Clay Aiken

I didn't actually read how these screen captures were found, Im that ADD I can only skim gossip rags at this point. But I guess these were sold to somebody for some amount by a gay 22 year old school teacher (that seems young, but whateves-- I could be getting the age wrong, but I'm too lazy to do any fact checking). So at any rate... check out the moobs:

I am taking Friday off, and this is how I feel - part 2

Doesn't seem as exciting as Noah's post...

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

I'm taking Friday off, and this is how I feel:

Cher Is Tie Tie

Whoa Babes! I shouldn't have taken that Ambien cocktail. I wanna go seepys.

Monday, March 20, 2006

Kitty Litter cake

Isn't this cute!? Its a cake made to look like a pan of used kitty litter. The icing has crushed cookies for the litter, and the cat poo is made out of melted tootsie rolls.

You could serve this over at Chargenda's place and get it confused with the real overflowing cat litter! His kitty Buddha can't even cover its own poop half the time so it smells horrible too!!


I always get so confused about this one. Thank God for this pic!

This Woman Scares The Shit Out Of Me

Her name is Suze Orman and she has a tv show about financial planning.

I am pretty good with investing. I set aside money on a monthly basis and I pay off all my debt.

But she goes ape-shit crazy on her show about people's mistakes with money. I go into such a shame spiral when I watch her show. But she is so manic, I can't take my eyes off of her.

Saturday, March 18, 2006

Amanda Gynes is in a New Movie

It is called "She's The Man." And I hate to admit it, but I would see it in a heartbeat. I love how unconvincing Ms. Bynes looks as a man. I mean I look more convincing as a man... oh wait, I am a man.

Anyhoos, she looks like she is on Prednisone in this photo. And is that Dawn Weiner staring at her?

This movie reminds me of an 80's classic that was a favorite around my home:

It was a pure delight. It is about some girl who can't get the editor position of her high school newspaper because she is a girl. So what is one to do? Change your gender, go to another high school, and become editor there.

Don't we all have this high school experience as well?

Here is the main character as a girl:

I know it is hard to tell the gender of anyone in the 80s, but she is the one with the pretty pink bow in her hair. This was a nice touch. It sets her character up as a real girly-girl. So when she makes the transformation into this:

We are blown away. Eat you heart out, Hilary Swank!

If you have time, go see "She's the Man." If not, rent "Just One of the Guys." It is heaven-sent.

One more photo from "Just One of the Guys" for fun:

Friday, March 17, 2006

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Hopelessly Devoted to Plastic Surgery

Oh Olivia! You look a little like the cat lady in New York.
How does she keep on singing when her Asian, businessman boyfriend is still missing?

hmmn! What I mean is that I like cock n' junk! look at my hooters!! heheeh!

I am back from Rio

I think my Dookie Braids look great.
What? Jealous?

I've Never Been SO Scared...

This is new from the husband and wife team of Matthew Barney and Bjørk. Um, this whole thing makes my bikini area tingle -- IN A VERY BAD WAY.

How the F did we miss this...

Um, I don't think we blogged about this yet, but it's been on the radar for quite some time. They have it at my gym and I got one last night before a workout. It tastes like chemo, but it gave me a boost AND a raging headache two hours later.

damn you ASSPART-tame!

To go along with Shoop Shoop Spray

-thanks to Jessica for sending us this cartoon.

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

A great blog to read:

My friend Mel.. er I mean, "Meme" blogs about all her crazy dating adventures, and she's an ex-dyke so she's totally mean to these guys. Like this one guy came over with flowers, and he ate her out and she got off, and then she took her dog Bull for a walk and then when she got back she claimed Bull had diahrrea so he would leave. She lies a lot in her other stories too... She claimed that I pinned her down and "begged" to look at her pussy... and well.. ok, that part is pretty much true. But TRUST me she lies a LOT. So yeah, go check out Meme on the Make.


Coke got all jelous of how trashy mountain dew is and made this. Vault. Chargenda claims its "like ginger ale", but its totally nast.

If you love Debra Gibson's Electric Youth...

You'll like Cher's Shoop Shoop Spray.

thanks Anders!!

Monday, March 13, 2006

I love my ipod nano...

but Apple, would it kill you to make something not so fragile? I'm thinking something waterproof and rubber coated so I can beat the shit out of it and not worry. You guys could've easily made a durable version of the ipod that's waterproof.

Friday, March 10, 2006

Gay Games update!

Woo! The letter writing campaign worked! The decision to not host the gay rowers was overturned a few days ago.

ooh, wow. that feels so good to make something change. And in case this wasn't made clear before, a big fuck off to Scott Breeden and David Phelps. You both suck.
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