Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Clay Aiken

I didn't actually read how these screen captures were found, Im that ADD I can only skim gossip rags at this point. But I guess these were sold to somebody for some amount by a gay 22 year old school teacher (that seems young, but whateves-- I could be getting the age wrong, but I'm too lazy to do any fact checking). So at any rate... check out the moobs:

8 Comments:

Blogger Li'l Pony said...

I love his screen name on ManHunt: Skipper McGee.

At least according to Jonny McGovern, and I believe everything he says.

1:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yuck!!!!!!!!

3:41 PM  
Anonymous Jay said...

"douche quarter turns! I want it to touch alll my walls!"

what a yuck mo'

5:43 PM  
Blogger A Satyr in TN said...

Doh!

There's no Skipper McGee on ManHunt :(

Though a friend says he slept with Clay...

5:56 PM  
Blogger Bruce said...

Actually there is...I found the profile over the weekend after Jonny McGovern talked about it. Maybe it was deleted once it was leaked out.

li'l pony...I have loved the Gay Pimp forever and now I'm glad he has a podcast...no offense PNS...yours is still number one in my book!!!

8:08 PM  
Anonymous redbackfur@yahoo.com said...

I was totally surprised he had some hair on that little body of his. Still, way to young for me. Find me a real man!

7:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aria Giovanni use to date Clay Aiken so I really don't think he's gay.

3:51 PM  
Anonymous Myspace said...

This story is crap. This story is fake. Just a few of their blatant lies:

1. Clay has kept a "low profile" since this all started. Hmmm... granted, he hasn't found need to dignify this trash with an interview or even a soundbite, but what self-respecting human would? Garbage in, garbage out, as they say. However, if going out with friends to Broadway shows, off-Broadway shows, lunches, concerts & dinners, vacationing in Europe, writing quite a few blogs on his fan club & posting numerous pictures, all while recording an album, filming a video, having fittings & photo shoots, working on his charitable foundation & visiting sick children in hospitals is "hiding" ... well, gee, what exactly is he supposed to be doing? Drinking, drugging & partying & calling the paparazzi every time he ventures out like Paris & Perez & their lowlife pals??

2. Other men have come forward claiming "relations" with Clay after meeting online? Names, please. The ONLY one who has ever come forward claiming "gay sex" (NE) is the famewhore, pornstar wannabe Paulus who presented a fanfic so ridiculous it bordered on psychotic. Rumor has it, "John Paulus" is not even his real name.

3. Clay's being sued by irate fans? Documentation, please. Easy enough to obtain with the Freedom Of Information Act. Why doesn't any media have it? Because it doesn't exist ... Surprise!

4. Spies say Clay was out with a "gorgeous girl on his arm"? Hardly. A gal mentioned in her personal blog to friends that she went to a murder mystery dinner theatre & a guy who looked like Clay only chubby was at a table with several women. Fans found it, decided it probably wasn't real because even the most recent photos of Clay at his fittings show him as skinny as ever, & forgot it. Next it shows up on a couple of gossip blogs & then travels to the Page 6 blurb above in all its fictional glory. Even if it was Clay & he was trying to beard, why on earth wouldn't he alert the media??? It doesn't do any good to go out surrounded by slobbering women if no one knows it happened. Unless of couse, the women are your new stylist, photographer & RCA rep & you just want to get to know each other a bit better via dinner & a little recreation, like most people do.

5. Clay performed a strip-tease on the internet? Hmmm... again ... a fat, headless torso & the only person who says it's you is Anonymous? I guess the Star's editor didn't see the National Enquirer's editor on "48 Hours" laughing as he spilled the beans that whenever an Anonymous source is quoted in a tabloid, you can bet the mortgage that the quotes were staff written. Unless maybe, the Star's editor IS the National Enquirer's editor. Hey, Alan Butterfield sure gets around, why not his boss?

The only Fact in the above Post "story" is that we can expect to see Clay escorting beautiful women in the future. I can guarantee you that there's a line stretching around the globe waiting for their chance to grab his arm - he won't have to look very hard. He's been out with pretty gals before this crap & he will be after; only difference is that he won't be needing to alert the paparazzi to prove a point or hide anything. You can take that to the bank.

4:05 PM  

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