Britney Suicide Watch

From her recent Letter of Truth:
"I guess we will never really understand or figure out life completely. That's God's job. I can't wait to meet him...or her.
Love, Britney"

yikes. No retarded Timbaland beat or a phone-in from Will.i.am is going to fix this. Dunzo.

shame

Electronics are like Kleenex to me. Yes, I lost my cellphone. I know. Its retarded. So, for those who call or text me I'll be incomunicado for a while. so email me and junk or call Devzies.

Yes, I'd Like To Order Some Fudge-ems.

We are taping (our butt cheeks) tonight. So call us.

You know you want to do it. Call the cumm-ent line (206-888-GAYZ) or skype us(PNSexplosion).

Sometime after 7.

Your Nana goes shopping for Depends at local strip mall.

oh wait, that's just Kelly Osborn on Rodeo Dr.

join us tonight for a LIVE PNSexplosion Axe The Gaywads!

call us on Skype tonight. 8 Central.