Thursday, May 31, 2007

Britney Suicide Watch



From her recent Letter of Truth:
"I guess we will never really understand or figure out life completely. That's God's job. I can't wait to meet him...or her.
Love, Britney"

yikes. No retarded Timbaland beat or a phone-in from Will.i.am is going to fix this. Dunzo.

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6 Comments:

Blogger Dav.d said...

Suicide watch. That sounds like the latest reality TV show.

1:38 PM  
Anonymous bunky said...

haha do you think god wants to meet Britney ?

3:15 PM  
Blogger Steve said...

that girl needs some proactive...STAT!!! didn't she do those commercials? or was that the other blonde, jessica simpson

4:23 PM  
Blogger Kidblinks said...

God dammit Noah, no! I will not give up on her! She'll be back...you'll see...YOU'LL ALL SEE!!!

...Sorry for that outburst...

5:55 PM  
Anonymous Jehovah said...

Keep that crazy bitch away from me!

6:13 PM  
Blogger asspanther said...

Just die already. But wouldn't it be delicious if she took out Lindsay Lohan in a murder/suicide?

12:36 PM  

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