Britney Suicide Watch
From her recent Letter of Truth:
"I guess we will never really understand or figure out life completely. That's God's job. I can't wait to meet him...or her.
Love, Britney"
yikes. No retarded Timbaland beat or a phone-in from Will.i.am is going to fix this. Dunzo.
Labels: damaged aphrodite complex, dirt nap, disaster
posted by Noah at 5/31/2007 10:46:00 AM
6 Comments:
Suicide watch. That sounds like the latest reality TV show.
haha do you think god wants to meet Britney ?
that girl needs some proactive...STAT!!! didn't she do those commercials? or was that the other blonde, jessica simpson
God dammit Noah, no! I will not give up on her! She'll be back...you'll see...YOU'LL ALL SEE!!!
...Sorry for that outburst...
Keep that crazy bitch away from me!
Just die already. But wouldn't it be delicious if she took out Lindsay Lohan in a murder/suicide?
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