Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Shear Genius

I spent about 6 hours on Monday nursing a hangover, and watching the most retarded and therefore awsomest reality show evah, Shear Genius. My fave episode would probably be episode 3, where the contestents learned the "Sally Shag" as made famous by Meg Ryan.



The contestents all shit their pants when Sally Furburger (or whatever her name is) pooped out a 15 minute 600 (!!) dollar haircut, as if they were being shown the secrets to cold fusion. Don't you just take a razor and kind of make it all dykey and messy? Oops! There I go, spillin' the beans on the Sally Shag.

and

I realized while watching that Jaclyn Smith has gotten possibly even more hotter with age.



While, our Farrah... well Farrah. you know.

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11 Comments:

Blogger zipper said...

I love this show, in all its 'tardness... if you've seen the whole series, you'll notice that Sally Furgurger only does the shag hair-do. And if you've seen the whole series, you'd hate Dr. Boogie as much as I do.

4:34 PM  
Blogger Kidblinks said...

I keep missing this show. I've seen a couple episodes. That aussie dyke and Dr.Boogie...or whatever... interest me somewhat.

4:54 PM  
Blogger Dav.d said...

I didn't know that plastic surgery melts. Who knew?!

5:00 PM  
Anonymous Carl d said...

Sally enough with the shag already. It is about as en vogue and as edgy as Meg Ryan is. I do love the show too and I agree with Zipper, Dr. Boogie should have been eliminated alot earlier, like when they were casting the show.

6:40 PM  
Blogger TrickyToro said...

I was hoping they were going to have real hairdressers on but its so beauty school/trailer court talentwise. However, I just loved watching bitchy Miss Garren look around like s/he was thinking, "what in the hell am I doing on this shit sammy?!"

7:12 PM  
Blogger Gay ipod Porn said...

I love how Meg Ryan looks like a 14 year old boy who has been playing with his moms makeup in that picture!

8:07 PM  
Blogger Chicago_Sexbox said...

Poor Farrah! And then anal cancer to top it off!

8:48 PM  
Blogger maxinweho said...

Nice to see Noah markie posting again! He blogs real pretty like... and I believe the medical term is "butt cancer".

1:56 PM  
Anonymous licorice said...

i wish i could get into this like proj runway .. but ehhh notsomuch.

6:16 PM  
Blogger Devin said...

SO disappointed by Anthony's win tonight. He was consistently mediocre the entire series. Ben should not have been in the final three for sure, though I adore him and would not have been disappointed to see him win. I really really love Daisy and she should have won.....I mean, in school you're not graded entirely on your final exam, right? IT'S CUMULATIVE! Bitch was in the top three in six out of seven of the damn challenges--she was certainly most talented AND her personality is magnetic. I love Cuban lesbians! OH, and Dr. Boogie was an unbelievably annoying jackass!

12:26 AM  
Blogger Daily Haiku! said...

Doctor Boogie sucked ass! He was the nelliest queen in the bunch and in that group, that's an accomplishment! And yet he claimed to be straight. NO! Stand up Dr. Boogie and tell that woman that you are supposedly dating to grow a penis and shove it down your throat!

I didn't even know my feelings were this strong until I started writing it. Wow! It feels better now getting that off my chest.

3:56 PM  

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