Shear Genius

I spent about 6 hours on Monday nursing a hangover, and watching the most retarded and therefore awsomest reality show evah, Shear Genius. My fave episode would probably be episode 3, where the contestents learned the "Sally Shag" as made famous by Meg Ryan.



The contestents all shit their pants when Sally Furburger (or whatever her name is) pooped out a 15 minute 600 (!!) dollar haircut, as if they were being shown the secrets to cold fusion. Don't you just take a razor and kind of make it all dykey and messy? Oops! There I go, spillin' the beans on the Sally Shag.

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I realized while watching that Jaclyn Smith has gotten possibly even more hotter with age.



While, our Farrah... well Farrah. you know.

Cher on a really cheap set singing My Heart Belongs To Daddy

What this song has to do with being a horny Inuit is not for us to know. That is the brilliance of the Cher/Mackie team.

Ashley Judd finally expands her oeuvre in upcoming "Bug".

Breaking out of her usual white-trash-woman-in-peril role, she stretches her acting chops and plays a white-trash-woman-in-peril-who-also-has-morgellons-disease. I smell a Clio!!

Another Workout Video

Short. Martin Short.