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Shear Genius

I spent about 6 hours on Monday nursing a hangover, and watching the most retarded and therefore awsomest reality show evah, Shear Genius. My fave episode would probably be episode 3, where the contestents learned the "Sally Shag" as made famous by Meg Ryan.



The contestents all shit their pants when Sally Furburger (or whatever her name is) pooped out a 15 minute 600 (!!) dollar haircut, as if they were being shown the secrets to cold fusion. Don't you just take a razor and kind of make it all dykey and messy? Oops! There I go, spillin' the beans on the Sally Shag.

and

I realized while watching that Jaclyn Smith has gotten possibly even more hotter with age.



While, our Farrah... well Farrah. you know.