Kotex®

Do you love maxi, thin and ultra thin pads, the Security tampons, and the Lightdays pantiliners? Sure! We all do. So try new Kotex® Scintillating Sensations™ Kotex-Mex®™*. Go from not-so-fresh to NACHO fresh!



*Now with a hint of lime!

[Thanks Wes and b!]

UPDATE-- Here is Baby John's version. The avocado made me ellowell.

I always thought it would have been Courtney Thorne Smith first...

Looks like someone needs a little touch up on her L'Oreal Preference.

Palin/Miss Teen

Fun picture of me, Pat and Rob at Market Days

Gosh summer flies by!

a neat thing to do with a banana

Devin's Strangers With Candy Disks are scratched all to hell and skips. I've been thinking about getting one of those disk cleaner things, but it turns out I just need a nanner. From dildos to cream pies, is there anything these things can't do?!



How To Remove CD Scratches With A Banana - video powered by Metacafe

[Gizmodo]

Hi! My name is Liqourish Twists!

I am 48 years young, from London, Michigan and I love NASCAR racing, reading, and watching my life pass in front of my eyes. I can twirl a baton with my vajay-jay while reciting a Shakespearian sililiquoy, balancing atop a pyramid of Asians (OH-NO!) on a unicycle, in the water.

I think I should win because I'll pull a Tanya Harding on the girl who beats me. Thanks for your consideration!