Whoa Babes - Don't Forget to Tivo Me on Oprah - and junk

Cher, Tina Turner, Oprah - weighing for a combined age of 573

I am off to Amsterdam and...

I am gonna put my finger in the dyke(s).

a neat thing to do with a banana

Devin's Strangers With Candy Disks are scratched all to hell and skips. I've been thinking about getting one of those disk cleaner things, but it turns out I just need a nanner. From dildos to cream pies, is there anything these things can't do?!



How To Remove CD Scratches With A Banana - video powered by Metacafe

[Gizmodo]

Oprah Takes Out Big Guns for Obama

My headline was the actual headline on CNN.com

Real story HERE

I Know Why The Caged Bird Queefs

this is Rob Lindley's take on the photo?

What do you think she is telling her?

YUM-O Face

I love 30 Minute Meals. Rachel (Feminine Deodorant) spRay's talk show, however, makes me want to lube up my fist with E.V.O.O. and ram it into her crab cakes. And PS...

I can make 3 boxes of pizza rolls in 30 minutes. So suck it. (Disclaimer: No one should ever eat 3 boxes of pizza rolls in 30 minutes. Sweet Jebus they're good, but come on.)