a neat thing to do with a banana

Devin's Strangers With Candy Disks are scratched all to hell and skips. I've been thinking about getting one of those disk cleaner things, but it turns out I just need a nanner. From dildos to cream pies, is there anything these things can't do?!



How To Remove CD Scratches With A Banana - video powered by Metacafe

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DAMN [Shaniqua] those artificial flavors are good

I friggin' LOVE Wonka's Stretchy & Tangy Laffy Taffy (esPECIALLY Sammy Strawberry)! AND they have the BEST jokes!
So if YOU'RE so effing smart, answer me THESE three questions....


1. What do a referee and the seven dwarfs have in common?
2. If April showers bring May flowers then what do May flowers bring?
3. What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?