Wednesday, May 16, 2007

DAMN [Shaniqua] those artificial flavors are good

I friggin' LOVE Wonka's Stretchy & Tangy Laffy Taffy (esPECIALLY Sammy Strawberry)! AND they have the BEST jokes!
So if YOU'RE so effing smart, answer me THESE three questions....


1. What do a referee and the seven dwarfs have in common?
2. If April showers bring May flowers then what do May flowers bring?
3. What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

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9 Comments:

Blogger Anders said...

1. Snow White Gang-Bang
2. Anal Warts
3. A Prude

11:25 AM  
Blogger maxinweho said...

1. AIDS
2. AIDS
3. AIDScow

You're right! They're hysterical!

11:36 AM  
Anonymous Adam J said...

1) they all are into golden showers
2) my ass
3) milk dud.

3 is the only one i took the time to figger out.

2:15 PM  
Blogger Devin said...

~generic buzzer sound~

oooo adam you are on the right track with #3, but not quite what i am looking for.

as for the rest of the guesses thus far, commendable efforts but i am afraid i cannot accept cuss words, diseases, sexual acts nor anything relating to the area in or around the anus.

keep trying. the winner gets to play with my butt.

3:12 PM  
Blogger Adam said...

1) They both whistle while they work? (not sure on that one)
2) Pilgrims, duh!
3) Ground Beef

7:04 PM  
Blogger keeeeegan said...

1.both work in the minor leagues
2.mayflowers bring pilgrims
3.an udder failure

I'm a bit shaky on that first one, put i think i should still get to play with you butt.

7:05 PM  
Anonymous wild guezzez said...

wtf laffytaffy is heinous.
if u suck on it too long, it bleaches out, loses it's falvor 7 trh;lkjad;klfj;dfkl\

1. whisles
b. PILGRIMS
3. fail

9:59 PM  
Anonymous assmaster said...

i don't feel like answering the questions, can i play with your hot ass anyway?

11:32 PM  
Anonymous intellectual steve said...

1. little cocks
2. fertilizer
3. a DOHvine

11:35 PM  

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