Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Hi! My name is Liqourish Twists!

I am 48 years young, from London, Michigan and I love NASCAR racing, reading, and watching my life pass in front of my eyes. I can twirl a baton with my vajay-jay while reciting a Shakespearian sililiquoy, balancing atop a pyramid of Asians (OH-NO!) on a unicycle, in the water.

I think I should win because I'll pull a Tanya Harding on the girl who beats me. Thanks for your consideration!

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Anonymous Patrick said...

is that a man or woman? or bof?

2:14 PM  

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