Friday, July 13, 2007

Summer's in full swing...get out the Jorts™!

Nothing says Summer like a nice pair of jean shorts, or Jorts™ (also known as Mom Jeans). Bonus elastic waist accommodates summer hot dog eating contest bloat. And look at that smart yard-long zipper! These would be nicely complimented with a leather fanny-pack (worn in front, of course) and a cell phone on a belt clip. SEXY!

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Blogger fuckin' travis said...

EEW... I saw on E! that the mom jeans were one of their fashion Don'ts... hilariously hideous!

2:16 PM  
Anonymous Lauren said...

Mom jeans flourish here in the South Bends. Fashion Don'ts are EVERYWHERE here in the summer...don't get me started!

8:24 PM  
Blogger Philip said...

I travel a lot and lately I've seen some great "dad shorts" in airports. They usually involve unflattering lengths and creases and pockets sewn on the outside. The type that mom used to pull up too high as a kid. I just wanted to intervene. Are DILFs hotter when they need someone to step in? Google image "dad pants" for a few examples.

7:58 AM  
Blogger Emo said...

To Phillip:

"Are DILFs hotter when they need someone to step in?"

Definitely. Although jean shorts is pushing it, in any case, but especially Mom and Dad jeans. But there's nothing cuter than a man in his late 30's or early 40's who still can't dress himself.

That, ears that stick out, lack of physical coordination, etc. are all weak spots for me =).


11:25 AM  
Blogger aleavi said...

i actually talked my mom outta wearing this type of clothes (and she still thinks im straight)

7:02 PM  
Blogger Dav.d said...

They are ugly ugly ugly ugly. Oh did I mention they are ugly?

And who tucks in their shirt into jeans - without a belt? OMG I had to poke my eyes out to stop the pain.

9:51 AM  

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