boomtacular

Thursday, September 04, 2008

God I need a mooseburger

Labels: habeas corpus habeas schmorpus, mom jeans, mom-hair, mommie's on the phone, nebulous irrational fear of evil that scares the shit out of poor fat whites, Rovian

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

PRIDE MOMS! Starring Nora & Margaret

The corner of Broadway & Brompton is never boring.
Enjoy as the gangs from PNS and The Purge follow two Chicago-area Moms at the Pride Parade.

Labels: mom jeans, Pride Parade 2008, wine in a plastic cup

Friday, July 13, 2007

Summer's in full swing...get out the Jorts™!

Nothing says Summer like a nice pair of jean shorts, or Jorts™ (also known as Mom Jeans). Bonus elastic waist accommodates summer hot dog eating contest bloat. And look at that smart yard-long zipper! These would be nicely complimented with a leather fanny-pack (worn in front, of course) and a cell phone on a belt clip. SEXY!

Labels: elastic, mom jeans, tractor-ass, tuck up