Summer's in full swing...get out the Jorts™!

Nothing says Summer like a nice pair of jean shorts, or Jorts™ (also known as Mom Jeans). Bonus elastic waist accommodates summer hot dog eating contest bloat. And look at that smart yard-long zipper! These would be nicely complimented with a leather fanny-pack (worn in front, of course) and a cell phone on a belt clip. SEXY!